Monday, March 29, 2010

Party Down

I just got caught up with season 1 of Party Down.



I think I'm in love with Lizzy Caplan.

Friday, March 26, 2010

Beat of the Night

Ted Leo,

Remember when you called me a prick?

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Arshavin Questions Pt. 2

Russian soccer player/genius answers even more questions. He even busts out the music videos!

From mike81
My friends in Russia told me that you were also a singer. Is that true?
Arshavin: I recorded a single 2 years ago. “The football of my childhood” is a nice song about a boy with a dream of becoming a professional footballer.

From Nirosh
Hello, I am a Canadian, and a big Arsenal fan. I checked out the Arsenal/Birmingham game last October at the Emirates. And you scored the 3rd goal. Being Canadian, and being a big hockey fan, how do you feel about the Canadians dismantling the Russians 7-3 in the quarterfinals at the Olympics? Go Arsenal!!!
Regards,
Nirosh
Arshavin: How can one feel when the team he supports is losing?

From Matt
Hey Andrei, I have 2 questions for you
1) Who is your favorite player in the Premiership who does not play for Arsenal?
2) In your opinion, what is the most important attribute to have as a footballer?
Thanks very much, good luck with the injury and the rest of the season
Arshavin:
1. There are 2-3 people.
2. Speed, ability to see the pitch, technique

Hi, Andrey, I love arsenal and helicopters. My friend, Steve, said that he met you once and he said you were very nice but you smelt of coffee. Do you like coffee? He also said that he held your hand. If I met you please could I hold your hand, I promise it will be no longer than for 3 minutes. LOVE FROM ANTHONY, 28 ENGLAND.
Arshavin: I don’t drink coffee at all.

From Kebes
Have you ever felt like hitting a referee?
Arshavin: Sometimes.

From Lucky
Hi Andrey! You know I love football! And mostly because of you, I want to really thank you for that. But the problem is that I’m a girl, but I really love to play. A lot of people say that it’s a men's game. What shall I do? After all, I want to do it professionally. What do you think about girls playing football?
Arshavin: When girls like football, I think it’s ok. But I think that the level of women's football is too low to take it seriously.

From lozenchik
What do you think? Who plays better you or Igor Semshev?
Arshavin: Is it Igor Semshev asking? :)

From Lenchik
Hello Andrey! Are you a superstitious person? What do you think about Friday the 13th?
Arshavin: I don’t pay much attention to it; nothing terrible has ever happened to me on this day.

From IFFA
Andrey, are you touchy?
Arshavin: No

From Vitas
Andrey, what do you think about smoking. Do you smoke? If not, have you ever tried to?
Thank you and good luck!
Arshavin: When I was 15 or 16 years old I tried it. I do not smoke and I don’t approve of smoking especially by women.

From Anya
Hello, Andrey! Recently in an interview you were asked when the last time you cried was. If it’s not a secret, what can be a reason for you to cry? P.S. Do your muscles ache after the game? Your Fan from Chelyabinsk:)
Arshavin: There are many reasons why people can cry. Basically, it is so personal, that it is difficult to talk about it. Of course, my muscles ache after the games but as I become older, for some reason they ache less. Previously, I often had cramps in my legs after almost every game, now it occurs less frequently.

From Ibrox
Andrey, have you watched “The Lost”?
Arshavin: No

From Africa
Hi A.A. Do you approve of prenuptial agreements?
Arshavin: No

From Queen
Andrey, I’m curious what perfume you prefer?
Arshavin: Armani

From telekom12
Hi Andrey, do you think Arsene Wenger is a competent manager?
Arshavin: Yes

How does it feel when Drogba ties your shoelaces?
Arshavin: Funny

From 72994 356791
Why football? There are so many other kinds of sports, but, of course, football is the best. You're just great and all the girls in our class are just crazy about you! Your true fan.
Arshavin: I started off playing checkers. When I realized that I won’t be able to become an International Grand Master, I had to leave it for football.

From 72988 09101112
Hi, how are you doing ?????????? How is Julia, kids ?????????? I keep on asking you questions but there has been no answers so far(((((((( ((((( Please answer at least this one))))))) P.S. YOU ARE THE BEST ))))))))))
Arshavin: I’m recovering. I hope that we’ll have a good match with Burnley this Saturday at the "Emirates". Julia and kids are on holidays in the United Arab Emirates.)

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Beat of the Day



I figured today was a great day to listen to The Clash. So far it has been a great choice.

Andrei Arshavin

Andrei Arshavin is a Russian soccer player that plays for Arsenal. He is 5'2''. He is a comedic genius.



These are actual questions and answers that he has posted up on his official website:

From mika61
Dear Andrey,
I wanted to wish you good luck in this difficult period for you. Don't lose your confidence, YOU ARE THE BEST, do not lose hope, continue to play your football and your success will come back ... Do not lose your motivation please, we're behind you to support you ... Do we still vibrate dear Andrey ! You will find the way of the goal soon !
Best regards - Mickael
Arshavin: Tnank you

From madam1kristinckao1ou
Hi Andrey,
We were asked to write a paper at school about some athlete and everybody wrote about you! My friend and I took information from your web-site and we got excellent marks! Thank you very much for the site and for your football.
Sincerely, Christine
Arshavin: I’m glad :)

From Sayana
Hi Andrey, I want to ask you, do you know where the Republic of Khakassia is? I live there, it’s Western Siberia, and its capital city is Abakan, I want you to come here, it’s my dream. But I’m positive that it will never come true! :(
Arshavin: Everything is possible….

From Olga22
Hello, Andrey! Do you have a personal shrink?
Arshavin: No

From veizel
Hi! I’m overweight. What shall I do?
Arshavin: Lose weight :)

From veizel
Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago.
Do you think I’ll be able to become a professional footballer?
Arshavin: I do not know.

From honeygirl
Hello Andrey! My question might be silly, but the whole purpose of this site is to ask you the questions that interest us :) As far as I know, Orlando Bloom lives in England (I’m not sure where exactly) Maybe you met him somewhere? Well, I guess it’s possible)))

Good luck!
Arshavin: No.

From kostea
Have you ever been stung by the bees in the forehead or near the eye?
Arshavin: No, but I’ve been stung once in my behind by a bee.

From kostea
Have you cleaned your yard from snow in London?
Arshavin: No

From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??
Arshavin: It happens sometimes…

From iloveme
Andrey, what do you think people need pain for?
Arshavin: For people not to forget that they are mere mortals. Some people say that suffering purifies the soul.

From tasha100 know,
You know sometimes I feel so down. What shall I do?
Arshavin: Try to overcome this situation. Think that after this bad streak, there’s definitely going to be a good one. Despondency is a sin.

From KaTS
Andrey, please tell me, do you really like to answer this great number of questions from you fans? Don’t you feel bored?
Arshavin: First, I try to do it when I have spare time. Secondly, I see how many people are interested in our football and my personal life. You spend your time, I spend mine. Therefore, when it doesn’t interfere with my work or does not distract from my family's affairs, I reply. Is it good or bad?

From Ctepan
Hi, Andrey, I want to play like you.
Arshavin: Play then.

From RinaBeer
Hi. I am 25 years old and I’m still not married. My parents are very upset about this. They say I can end up a spinster. But I don’t want to get married yet. What shall I do? (Sorry if this is off topic; just want to know your opinion)
Arshavin: I think I can help you.
Step 1: You need to find a scruffy heavy drinker.
Step 2: Once you’ve found him, try to persuade him to “marry” you. I think that for a small amount of money, he will agree to fulfill the role of your fiancĂ© :)
Final: Bring this guy home. Tell your parents he’ll live with you ;)
I think next time they will think better before forcing their opinion on you.

From 1009
Hi, Andrey! Some people say that the rain comes when the angels cry; some people say that it is a natural process. What do you think? Do you like rain?? Hi to Julia and the kids !!!!!
Arshavin: No, I do not think that it’s angels’ tears. It's simply a natural phenomenon. Although it sounds more romantic the way you put it.

From finta
Does anybody go in for sports in your family?
Arshavin: Me.

From lambada
Hi, Andrey, in what order would you place the following animals: a tiger, a cow, a pig, a horse, a sheep?
Arshavin: A pig - it will always get the last place! A tiger, a cow, a horse, a sheep. And I’ll repeat that a pig is always the last one, because it is a pig.

From samara4ever
How do you see yourself in 50 years?
Arshavin: 78-year old man, with aching legs and a glamorous walking stick :)

From didi
Hi Andrey, I bet nobody has ever asked you this and nobody ever will, I’m sure: what color is your bath sponge?
Arshavin: Blue.

From sgonch
Hello Andrey, thanks for the site.
The question is: I’ve noticed that you stick your tongue out during the game, why do you do this? On the one hand it is strange because I’ve never seen it done by any other football player, on the other hand the great Michael Jordan was doing just the same thing while playing. Actually I should say I’ve noticed that sometimes you behave on the pitch exactly like Jordan. What do you think about this athlete?
Arshavin: This is by nature. There are a lot of photographs of me with my tongue hanging out, but I don’t do it on purpose. I was always an NBA Chicago supporter. I think that Jordan is the best basketball player in history. Although I don’t think I have anything in common with him apart from my stuck out tongue.

From rita
Hi, what do you think about piercing?
Arshavin: I disapprove of it.

From Tanechka
I’ve noticed that Julia loves to wear glasses! Is that true? And what is her favorite brand? Why don’t you wear any sunglasses?
Arshavin: They don’t suit me. Besides I’m indifferent to accessories: glasses, belts, etc. As for Julia, yes, she loves glasses. I’ve never asked her about her favorite brand.

From lels
Hello, Andrey!
Thanks for your game!
I would like to know whether you like cactuses.
Thanks in advance ...
Arshavin: They are prickly; I remember we had them in kindergarten. We also had some at home. I didn’t like them then and I don’t like them now.

From Africa
Dear AA, having read your answers I’ve got the impression (perhaps I’m wrong) that you are bored of life!
Sincerely, Africa
Arshavin: I find life interesting.

From Africa
Hello, our AA! Do you believe in extraterrestrial civilizations?
Africa
Arshavin: Truly speaking I do not believe in extraterrestrial civilizations, I believe that we live on this planet alone, although my wife says the opposite. I do not like science fiction, fantasy books or movies. I’m indifferent to these things.

Andrey, do you need apples? We’ve harvested a lot of them this year!
My friends also have a lot of apples and they don’t take mine. But they are so tasty and sweet, especially “white juice”. It is a pity that they’ll go bad...
Arshavin: I love apples, but on the other hand, I think there are many other deserving people who will accept your apples.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Cabin Fever 2

I love Cabin Fever. It was gruesome, and funny, and sick, and demented. The girls were hot in it, the guys were funny in it, and some fucked up shit happened. It was everything that I wanted from a horror movie. For some reason though, they decided to make a sequel without the Eli Roth guiding it.

Bad idea.



Cabin Fever 2 tries to recreate this, but this time at a high school during the school prom. It was gory, which was cool. Really though the only funny parts were from Giuseppe Andrews, who was barely in the movie. This movie just left me disappointed. It wasn't horrible, but it certainly wasn't good.

American Idol

I don't really understand if people watch American Idol because they find it amusing or if they actually think the contestants are talented and that they will eventually become stars. Let me tell you guys something, the contestants might be talented kids all trying to make a name for themselves, but none of them are actual stars. This is true about every contestant on every single season. Kelly Clarkson might have had a few good hits, but really there is nothing special about her. I don't even know anyone else from the show, other than that hot blond chick that used to date Tony Romo (I think her name is Jessica Simpson).

Anyways, I did happen to catch it last week, when the contestants all did their own versions of Rolling Stones songs. They were all pretty much horrible.

To make up for it, here are just a few of my favorite Rolling Stones covers.

The Sisters of Mercy - Gimme Shelter



Cat Power - Satisfaction



Tori Amos - Angie



Rage Against the Machine - Street Fighting Man



Del Shannon - Out of Time



Social Distortion - Under My Thumb



The Sundays - Wild Horses

Monday, March 22, 2010

X2O

On Friday night I went out to eat at X2O for Hudson Valley Restaurant Week. While normally I would rather have a chili dog instead of fine dining, I really enjoyed my meal. I started off with a shrimp risotto that was topped off with a lobster sauce. It was their special appetizer of the night, and it was amazing. Might have been one of the better dishes I have ever had. For the main course I had the grilled loin of black hog pork. It wasn't anything spectacular, but it was perfectly cooked and really hit the spot. I then topped it all off with a banana and walnut bread pudding.

Top notch dining!

Here is their menu specifically for the Restaurant Week.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Primanti Brothers (3.13.10)

Last weekend I tagged along with my sister to go visit her friend in Pittsburgh. My sister promised to buy me a Primanti Brother's sandwich and a case of Iron City beer. How could I turn that down? The sandwich was exceptional. I went with the famous "Pittsburgh Cheesesteak," and it did not disappoint. The fries and the slaw were perfect together, although the sandwich might have been better if the meat was shredded. Even with that small complaint, it still might have been one of the best sandwiches I have ever had. I'm looking forward to trying the other sandwiches they have.

Here I am about to dig into the awesomeness:



Enjoying the first bite:



Appreciating the awesomeness:



This is my Pittsburgh crew, outside Primanti's, after we all ate like kings:

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Friday, March 12, 2010

Community

I sometimes feel that this blog is just a fansite for both Community and Parks and Recreation.

Well, I guess that's going to last a little bit longer, as Community just got picked up for another season:

This is How You Eat It

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Maybe I need to become a famous soccer player to hang with Aziz?



(The Offside Rules)

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Corey Haim, You Will Be Missed



One of my favorite actors passed away early this morning from a drug overdose. Corey Haim was a genius, and The Lost Boys is one of my favorite movies ever. It's a shame that he lived such a tragic life ending with his premature death, yet he left us with a gift of awesome movies. Lucas, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream. All of these movies were awesome. And yeah, Haim was a crazy lunatic hooked on drugs, but I wouldn't have him any other way.



Corey Haim, you will be missed.

Come On Be My Baby Tonight

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my man and old neighbor, David, from the Real World New Orleans.

RIP David, RIP

Monday, March 8, 2010

Y'all Ain't Ready



Oh shit. The first single from the Randy mixtape is out.

Download it and learn some shit:

Download from usershare

Download from mediafire

Piece of Shit in 2010

Jared Leto, you are a piece of shit in 2010. In fact, you are a piece of shit every single year.

Like the previous recipient of my "piece of shit in 2010," you actually did start off strong. I loved your first band, Frozen Embryo, and your Ramones cover of "I Wanna Be Sedated."



You were even in some decent movies, such as Requiem For a Dream, Fight Club, American Psycho, and Highway.

Yet then you started making huge piece of shit movies, such as Alexander and Lord of War. Worse than that, you continued acting like Jordan Catalano in all of your movies. You just kind of mumble a lot, and shake your hair around like a little girl, and then have these little freak outs that you do to show your depth as an actor. Well Jared Leto, I'm not buying your bullshit!

Worse of all, you have put acting on hiatus to play in your shitty band, 30 Seconds to Mars. I don't even know what to make of your band, other than it's one big piece of shit.

While you are a huge piece of shit, I am proud of you for finally coming out of the closet. However, that doesn't mean you still need to wear makeup and have a shitty haircut.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Pieces of Shit in 2010

Johnny Depp, you are a piece of shit in the year 2010. It's a bummer too, cause you used to be one bad dude. You were an awesome actor who made such awesome movies like Cry-Baby. You had a great start to your career; A Nightmare on Elm Street, 21 Jump Street, Cry-Baby, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Dead Man, Donnie Brasco, and Fear and Loathing.

All awesome.

Then you became a fucking cartoon of yourself.

Sleepy Hollow, All those shitty Pirate of the Caribbean movies, and now Alice in Wonderland.

You might have made a few decent movies mixed in with those, but overall, you are now a piece of shit.

Stop over-acting. Stop playing these "goofy" roles that are all really just the same thing over and over again. Stop being a piece of shit, because you are better than that.



Or maybe you should just get back together with Winona Ryder. That is, if she ever gets out of jail for shoplifting.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Book Club

I haven't really been keeping up to date on here on the books I have recently read. I guess it is because I've been busy reading books for school. I have though been able to fit a couple of personal books in during my spare time. The most recent one was "A Million Little Pieces" by James Frey.



I was a little late to get around to read this, simply because I can't stand Oprah and I really did not care if the author was lying or not in his memoir. It just really didn't matter to me. After reading the book, it still doesn't matter to me. Fabrications or not, this was an intense story of a young man struggling with his addictions. As someone who might rely on alcohol too much sometimes, I could easily relate on a level to what Frey was going through. This especially was evident with his relationship to his mother, whom he had a strong resentment towards even though she had provided support and care throughout his entire life. I also thought it was refreshing to hear a recovering addict's view towards AA when that addict did not believe in God or any of the spiritual or religious aspects that make up the backbone of AA and the 12 Steps.

Oh, and there is a guy in rehab with the author who hands the author a business card. On it, it says "John Everett, Sexual Ninja, San Francisco and the World." Genius.

The other book I read, that was extremely interesting and eye-opening, was "Party of One: The Loners' Manifesto" by Anneli Rufus.



Sometimes it is nice to hear another loner's views about enjoying one's own company, and how there is nothing wrong with that at all.

Cantona