I can't figure out which sporting event I am more interested in... The NBA Finals or The Duel II.
Kobe v. Lebron might not happen because Cleveland is showing itself to not have much beyond Lebron. Kobe v. Lebron is also super predictable and if it happened there would probably be a lot of hype but nothing ultimately too exciting.
The Duel II is fucking awesome however, but getting a little more boring as Isaac has left and so has Paula and her fake boobs. and Jenn is gone too, so no more fake lesbians.
I think its time to get a twitter, but I think twitters suck.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Update from Will in Vegas
ibringtheruck (4:41:47 AM): Dude guess where I am right now?
ibringtheruck (4:42:05 AM): Reporting live from my iPhone. At OSHEAS.
Devinc7 (4:42:14 AM): dude
Devinc7 (4:42:17 AM): the midge
ibringtheruck (4:42:44 AM): Dude someone punched him earlier!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:01 AM): dude!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:10 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ibringtheruck (4:44:28 AM): Hahahahaha
Devinc7 (4:44:55 AM): WAS IT YOU?
ibringtheruck (4:46:43 AM): No. Justin flew in, punched him, said sorry, then punched him again!!!!!!!
Devinc7 (4:47:50 AM): i 100% believe that
ibringtheruck (4:42:05 AM): Reporting live from my iPhone. At OSHEAS.
Devinc7 (4:42:14 AM): dude
Devinc7 (4:42:17 AM): the midge
ibringtheruck (4:42:44 AM): Dude someone punched him earlier!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:01 AM): dude!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:10 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ibringtheruck (4:44:28 AM): Hahahahaha
Devinc7 (4:44:55 AM): WAS IT YOU?
ibringtheruck (4:46:43 AM): No. Justin flew in, punched him, said sorry, then punched him again!!!!!!!
Devinc7 (4:47:50 AM): i 100% believe that
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Busy Times...
Sorry I haven't posting lately, but I have been too busy playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 and listening to the new Isis album, "Wavering Radiant." Normally I would post a link to download it, but you should actually go out and buy this one. It rules.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Power Rankings
1. Jaime - R.I.P.
2. Carlos - This kid is awesome. Tonight, when walking into a conversation that Edson and Mike were having, he overheard a name, and immediately responded "Faggot." It was so hateful and mean and unexpected from Carlos. I feel so bad for laughing, but coming from Carlos, who is one of the nicest dudes ever, it was awesome.
3. John Cz - I told him tonight that he reminded me of Rake Yohn. He is afraid of mustard.
4. Brian - This Jewish kid loves porn. and lesbians. and the yankees.
5. Mike S - Banger of fat girls.
6. Avery - Our birthdays are three days apart. He also helped train me when I first got the job.
7. Edson - He falls due to his age. Eleventeen years old is just too young some time. He really falls though to to him not coming out for some birthday drinks tonight.
8. Maria - Cool girl, but I don't know what the fuck her deal is. She also has like corn rows/braids...oh wait, that is the other Maria.
9. Dave - Crazy. Creepy. Weird.
10. Kevin - Coolest dude ever.
2. Carlos - This kid is awesome. Tonight, when walking into a conversation that Edson and Mike were having, he overheard a name, and immediately responded "Faggot." It was so hateful and mean and unexpected from Carlos. I feel so bad for laughing, but coming from Carlos, who is one of the nicest dudes ever, it was awesome.
3. John Cz - I told him tonight that he reminded me of Rake Yohn. He is afraid of mustard.
4. Brian - This Jewish kid loves porn. and lesbians. and the yankees.
5. Mike S - Banger of fat girls.
6. Avery - Our birthdays are three days apart. He also helped train me when I first got the job.
7. Edson - He falls due to his age. Eleventeen years old is just too young some time. He really falls though to to him not coming out for some birthday drinks tonight.
8. Maria - Cool girl, but I don't know what the fuck her deal is. She also has like corn rows/braids...oh wait, that is the other Maria.
9. Dave - Crazy. Creepy. Weird.
10. Kevin - Coolest dude ever.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
RW/RR Challenge: The Duel 2
Anyone that knows me knows that I absolutely love this show. I love it with all my heart. It is so crazy and entertaining and CRAZY!!!! Maybe Bill Simmons has already talked about it, but I feel like I need to give my thoughts on each cast member of this season which has already seen the greatest fight ever in reality tv history.
Adam - This skinny motherfucker is from the Real World Paris, and just like that season, on this show he acted like a complete bitch. He got kicked off the show the first night for starting a fight with CT. I repeat, he started a fight with CT!!!!!! There are only 3 people in the world that I fear more than Ct, and those people are John Rambo, John Rambo, and John Rambo.
Brad - Congratulations son, you're a meathead.
CT - God among men. This immortal is out of his fucking mind, but in the best way ever. He fights, he drinks, he has sex with a girl who has cancer, he can bench press 8,000 pounds, and most importantly, he beat the shit out of Adam on the first night of the show. Sadly though, this got him the boot.
Davis - I need to tread lightly on this one. Davis is gay. He is also a kind of a bitch. Neither one has anything to do with the other. He is a bitch because he brings nothing to this show other than whining non-stop about nothing.
Derek - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.
Dunbar - I hate this walking steroid. He is white. He is angry. He never stops fucking whining. I actually hate him more than anyone of this cast. In fact, Dunbar, if I ever see you, I'm going to fucking kick you in the dick and I don't even care how big you get from all the steroids you use. His MTV bio says "But once back home, he and his girlfriend have made a real go at it and are still living together back in his hometown. He general manager of bar and restaurant operations at a casino and is developing a paddle sports-related non-profit organization." What a fucking tool.
Eric - "Big Easy" is the fat dude that on these shows. He really doesn't bring anything to the table, other than being the fat funny dude, except he really isn't funny. I did catch the commercial previewing next week's show though, and during the challenge, he yells "Owwwww, my nuts!"
Evan - Evan is a toolbag who is basically the mastermind behind all the scheming and voting people off. Yet I really don't have anything bad to say about him. He just plays the game, you know? Oh, and he is Canadian.
Isaac - My man Isaac is one of the Real World greats. He always seems to be on drugs, and to make things better, he isn't a dick about it. He is genuinely a funny dude. Congrats Isaac, you aren't a dick.
Landon - Landon however is a dick.
Mark - Old Man Winter Mark, is the oldest dude to ever be on television. Not just reality television, or MTV,
Nick - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.
Ryan - This dude loves to make out with chicks. He is gay. He has never said a funny thing in his life, ever.
Aneesa - Is this the girl from Real World Chicago that was annoying as shit? After checking on MTV.com/net, it is indeed this same annoying girl!
Brittini - I have no idea who this motherfucker is, other than she spells her name with 8 i's.
Brooke - Brooke is absolutely apeshit crazy, but I kind of find that sexy. Too bad she only makes out with gay dudes.
Diem - She once had cancer. She also once dated CT. She now is now pregnant with Damien aka Rosemary's Baby aka CT Jr.
Jenn - I always had a thing for Jenn. She maybe 4 ft 7, but I always thought she was hot. Too bad she is now a lesbian with fellow castmate Rachel.
Katie - This girl is awesome, solely on the fact that she bartends at the bar in Chicago that I used to go to because they had free wings. The bar though was full of douche bags. Brad would fit in.
Kimberly - This chick is tall, and pale. I hate tall, pale girls.
Tori - I don't know who the fuck this girl is, but she is a good looking girl. I guess she is engaged to Brad though. Congratulations girl, you're Mrs. Meathead.
Shauvon - I shouldn't know who this girl is, but I actually do remember her as the dumb bitch from Real World Sydney.
Ruthie - Girl, me and you are one and the same! We both had/have drinking problems. At least I didn't fuck one of those ug dudes from Black Eye Peas. Oh, sorry, that was your ug roomie Kyia or Kiya or whatever the fuck her name was.
Robin - Girl, your tits are huge, but all you do is cry. If I met you, I think I would try to holla, but I would stop talking to you after one minute of you crying about bullshit. You are an annoying human being.
Rachel - Girl/man....you rule. I would vote for you to win every challenge....except you actually kind of suck. You act tough as nails, but you ain't shit girl.
Paula - Dear Paula, I love you. You have fake tits, which i like. More than that though, you are fucking insane and have so many issues, which i love!!! Girl, if you need someone to treat you like shit, but then do a kind thing every once in awhile, although it doesn't make up for treating you like shit at all, then I am your man! By the way, I love you.
Adam - This skinny motherfucker is from the Real World Paris, and just like that season, on this show he acted like a complete bitch. He got kicked off the show the first night for starting a fight with CT. I repeat, he started a fight with CT!!!!!! There are only 3 people in the world that I fear more than Ct, and those people are John Rambo, John Rambo, and John Rambo.
Brad - Congratulations son, you're a meathead.
CT - God among men. This immortal is out of his fucking mind, but in the best way ever. He fights, he drinks, he has sex with a girl who has cancer, he can bench press 8,000 pounds, and most importantly, he beat the shit out of Adam on the first night of the show. Sadly though, this got him the boot.
Davis - I need to tread lightly on this one. Davis is gay. He is also a kind of a bitch. Neither one has anything to do with the other. He is a bitch because he brings nothing to this show other than whining non-stop about nothing.
Derek - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.
Dunbar - I hate this walking steroid. He is white. He is angry. He never stops fucking whining. I actually hate him more than anyone of this cast. In fact, Dunbar, if I ever see you, I'm going to fucking kick you in the dick and I don't even care how big you get from all the steroids you use. His MTV bio says "But once back home, he and his girlfriend have made a real go at it and are still living together back in his hometown. He general manager of bar and restaurant operations at a casino and is developing a paddle sports-related non-profit organization." What a fucking tool.
Eric - "Big Easy" is the fat dude that on these shows. He really doesn't bring anything to the table, other than being the fat funny dude, except he really isn't funny. I did catch the commercial previewing next week's show though, and during the challenge, he yells "Owwwww, my nuts!"
Evan - Evan is a toolbag who is basically the mastermind behind all the scheming and voting people off. Yet I really don't have anything bad to say about him. He just plays the game, you know? Oh, and he is Canadian.
Isaac - My man Isaac is one of the Real World greats. He always seems to be on drugs, and to make things better, he isn't a dick about it. He is genuinely a funny dude. Congrats Isaac, you aren't a dick.
Landon - Landon however is a dick.
Mark - Old Man Winter Mark, is the oldest dude to ever be on television. Not just reality television, or MTV,
Nick - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.
Ryan - This dude loves to make out with chicks. He is gay. He has never said a funny thing in his life, ever.
Aneesa - Is this the girl from Real World Chicago that was annoying as shit? After checking on MTV.com/net, it is indeed this same annoying girl!
Brittini - I have no idea who this motherfucker is, other than she spells her name with 8 i's.
Brooke - Brooke is absolutely apeshit crazy, but I kind of find that sexy. Too bad she only makes out with gay dudes.
Diem - She once had cancer. She also once dated CT. She now is now pregnant with Damien aka Rosemary's Baby aka CT Jr.
Jenn - I always had a thing for Jenn. She maybe 4 ft 7, but I always thought she was hot. Too bad she is now a lesbian with fellow castmate Rachel.
Katie - This girl is awesome, solely on the fact that she bartends at the bar in Chicago that I used to go to because they had free wings. The bar though was full of douche bags. Brad would fit in.
Kimberly - This chick is tall, and pale. I hate tall, pale girls.
Tori - I don't know who the fuck this girl is, but she is a good looking girl. I guess she is engaged to Brad though. Congratulations girl, you're Mrs. Meathead.
Shauvon - I shouldn't know who this girl is, but I actually do remember her as the dumb bitch from Real World Sydney.
Ruthie - Girl, me and you are one and the same! We both had/have drinking problems. At least I didn't fuck one of those ug dudes from Black Eye Peas. Oh, sorry, that was your ug roomie Kyia or Kiya or whatever the fuck her name was.
Robin - Girl, your tits are huge, but all you do is cry. If I met you, I think I would try to holla, but I would stop talking to you after one minute of you crying about bullshit. You are an annoying human being.
Rachel - Girl/man....you rule. I would vote for you to win every challenge....except you actually kind of suck. You act tough as nails, but you ain't shit girl.
Paula - Dear Paula, I love you. You have fake tits, which i like. More than that though, you are fucking insane and have so many issues, which i love!!! Girl, if you need someone to treat you like shit, but then do a kind thing every once in awhile, although it doesn't make up for treating you like shit at all, then I am your man! By the way, I love you.
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Omeglin With Matt
You: hello
Stranger: there they go
You: who?
Stranger: did you see them
You: yes oh shit i did see them
Stranger: they shine
Stranger: they spit on me
Stranger: im mad
You: yeah they're glow in the dark ninjas oh shit
You: im mad as hell right now
Stranger: ther on motorcycles
Stranger: ouch
You: yeah rice rockets they're fucking crazy on just threw a throwing star at me ahhhh
Stranger: im gonna throw a snow ball at them
You: im gonna throw fire balls at them these crazy asian bastards
Stranger: ther in bernville
You: there everywhere man there following me ohh noo im screwed there gonna catch me
Stranger: did they hurt you
You: one of them just bit me oh fuck
Stranger: ill get um
You: get them i cant move my leg he bit a chunk of my fucking leg ahh
Stranger: give um the finger i did
Stranger: it winked
You: i just did now there really pissed
Stranger: i see um
Stranger: WOW
You: yeah there fucking creepy what the hell is going on right now
Stranger: THER ALWYS IN PENSYLVANIA
You: oh shit some are riding in on white horses now
Stranger: WERE ARE YOU
You: NEW YORK
You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE MAN THEY JUST KILLED MY CAT
Stranger: cool there is more coming
Stranger: shit
You: what
Stranger: was it big
Stranger: the cat
You: yeah my poor cat hes dead i will get revenge on them
Stranger: they pissed on my house now
You: those fucks im gonna shit on one of them
Stranger: that does it
You: lets shit all over them
Stranger: i did
You: fuck this
Stranger: and piss
You: im gonna pour gasoline on them and light them on fire
Stranger: fuck them fucks
Stranger: good idea
You: fuck those fucking glow in the dark ninjas
Stranger: well have a good one it was nice
You: you too the battle is over but not the war remember that
Stranger: you bet LATERRRRRR
You: these fuckin ninjas will be back
Stranger: there they go
You: who?
Stranger: did you see them
You: yes oh shit i did see them
Stranger: they shine
Stranger: they spit on me
Stranger: im mad
You: yeah they're glow in the dark ninjas oh shit
You: im mad as hell right now
Stranger: ther on motorcycles
Stranger: ouch
You: yeah rice rockets they're fucking crazy on just threw a throwing star at me ahhhh
Stranger: im gonna throw a snow ball at them
You: im gonna throw fire balls at them these crazy asian bastards
Stranger: ther in bernville
You: there everywhere man there following me ohh noo im screwed there gonna catch me
Stranger: did they hurt you
You: one of them just bit me oh fuck
Stranger: ill get um
You: get them i cant move my leg he bit a chunk of my fucking leg ahh
Stranger: give um the finger i did
Stranger: it winked
You: i just did now there really pissed
Stranger: i see um
Stranger: WOW
You: yeah there fucking creepy what the hell is going on right now
Stranger: THER ALWYS IN PENSYLVANIA
You: oh shit some are riding in on white horses now
Stranger: WERE ARE YOU
You: NEW YORK
You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE MAN THEY JUST KILLED MY CAT
Stranger: cool there is more coming
Stranger: shit
You: what
Stranger: was it big
Stranger: the cat
You: yeah my poor cat hes dead i will get revenge on them
Stranger: they pissed on my house now
You: those fucks im gonna shit on one of them
Stranger: that does it
You: lets shit all over them
Stranger: i did
You: fuck this
Stranger: and piss
You: im gonna pour gasoline on them and light them on fire
Stranger: fuck them fucks
Stranger: good idea
You: fuck those fucking glow in the dark ninjas
Stranger: well have a good one it was nice
You: you too the battle is over but not the war remember that
Stranger: you bet LATERRRRRR
You: these fuckin ninjas will be back
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
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