the real world on MTV at 3am

3:18 live blogging begins: Holy FUCK!!! Will fucking lost it. I am going to liveblog this shit. Will just told Greg his dad died cause Greg was gay/sucks. I had a kid tell me this in 5th grade and it almost killed me/ made me want to kill him. Will is a fucking piece of shit. He is doing the equivalent of picking a fight on the internet, telling Greg to fight him when he know he won't cause it will get him kicked out. Fuck you Will. Fuck Dave too for jumping on this bandwagon.

3:23 Brianna kinda rules. Greg rules. They just hugged. They should fuck.

3:25 Dave is crying for no reason. what a baby. He only got in Greg's face once Will stepped up. Greg would destroy Dave. Dave is also obviously a racist. He acknowledged that he is a dick to Greg and doesn't have reasons why.

3:27 Commercial break... man, I hope Joey shows back up in this episode.

3:30 Fuck Will, and Fuck Sarah too. Will is pretending to have anger management issues, when he is just a fucking attention grabbing little girl. He has been in the wrong since he scammed on Greg's girl. Will is talking about how Greg lost his trust.
3:31 Greg just called Will out by saying, "You are not the victim." Will walks away cause its the fucking truth. Will proves himself to be a little girl by trying to blame Greg once more time for something unrelated.
3:32 Joey calls, awesome.

3:36 They showed that they go to visit Joey in this episode. awesome. I hope someone brings him something to drink. Greg should kill everyone in their sleep in this episode.

3:39 Dave just left anger management... what a fucking meathead. I used to like him until this episode.
3:40 Joey! he is sober though, so this is actually lame. I remember how awesome he was when he was a mess and projected that on him all the time. He actually sucks.

3:47 Everyone is a fucking mess in the club again. Briana invited over that old weirdo. Greg have over that girl Will kissed. Everyone besides Sarah is in the hot tub. Sarah is a bitch about it when they come to bug her about that.

3:48 EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT NAKED. THIS RULES! Greg and Brianna are one step closer to fucking.

3:49 Greg is wasted and forgives Will. I hope he forgets he did this. Why did he even hang out with these assholes tonight in the first place? He should be planning out his murder spree.

3:54 Greg and Will just volunteered to go on stage together. More burying the hatchet between these two. Bullshit. After this, back at home, this bitch tells everyone that when Joey comes home, they can't be wasted all the time. This show is going to suck when he comes back. Actually, these people are all really dumb, I bet no one remembers this advice and Joey drinks again. I can't wait to see if this happens

3:55 I'm going to bed

Recent Listenings

NOFX - The Decline

All NOFX actually. I'm back in junior high! It rules!

Where you at?

If you are like me, you watch a lot of TV. For awhile now, Boost Mobile has had a commercial with rappers (jermain dupri) and then one white dude spitting a cheesy ass rhyme about themselves and their phones. and it got me wondering: Who the fuck is that white kid?
answer: mickey avalon. I remember hearing his name, but had no idea what he looked like and only that he was like Eminem, or the Game or something. So I looked him up on the internet and after listening to the song "my dick" on his myspace, I think I am a fan.

Neil Hamburger is still better, but I would recommend Mickey Avalon if you want to hear funny rap songs

A question for the ages...

Now when I pose the question I usually say third graders, which would make them about 8 years old, but I believe this website plays it safe so that the quiz results are correct for children that are about three years older.

This says I could take 23. I think I could take an unlimited amount of 5 year olds, but 23 is probably the number of 3rd graders it would take to subdue me.

Top 10 Things I Love

1. Wings
2. Beer
3. Boobs
4. Playing Tony Hawk
5. Pasta
6. Going to baseball games
7. Cheap wings
8. Liverpool
9. Melodic hardcore bands
10. Wings