Sorry we haven't had any new posts in almost a month. I don't really understand the internet/technology. A few random thoughts though....
Lord of the Yum Yum. I don't know if you would call this guy a band or a performance artist. Labels can't really describe his genious. Check out his website....http://www.lordoftheyumyum.com/
I just googled "Let Freedom Wing" and realized that it was the slogan for a Hooters Tour of Iraq. I don't care, I'm stealing it.
Go Liverpool!!! Hopefully they can beat Chelsea today.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
The Real World Awards
I'm a sucker for The Real World. What can I say, I love horrible reality tv. Tonight they are having the Real World Awards. I started to watch it and it is completely ridiculous. I just had to blog about.
9:11 - Eric Neis looks like Jesus Christ now. MTV Grind fucking ruled.
9:19 - Remember when Willie from the Philadelphia cast was actually in that tv show Ghostwriter as a kid?
9:20 - Beth showed up with her husband to be. I can't believe someone would actually want to get married to Beth.
9:21 - Colie from Denver just said "I'm not good at baseball...I'm good at kissing." She's also probably good at getting syphilis.
9.22 - I was hoping my old next door neighbor David from New Orleans would have won Best Playa. How could he not win when he gave us the masterpiece "Come On Be My Baby Tonight." I mean, he's seen the way that you treated other thugs you've been with, but he still wants you to be his baby tonight. uuggghhhhh.
9:23 - Stephen from Seattle, the craziest motherfucker alive, just announced he is engaged. Obviously it is to a dude.
9:26 - Stephen is now accepted the award on Irene's behalf for best goodbye or some shit. He is such a psycho! Backstage he just exclaimed that he was religious as CT confronted him about hitting a girl. CT exclaimed "I'll pepper sauce him to death!"
Now Stephen is yelling at Bob Parker!!! Who the fuck is Bob Parker???? Stephen = psycho genius.
9:34 - If I was the general manager of any professional sports team, no matter what sport it was, I would draft both Alton and CT to be on my team.
9:36 - Numerous people have seriously thanked God when accepting their awards. Really, God had something to do with you being a reality whore?
9:40 - I feel like I have just lost brain cells while watching this. I'm turning on Top Chef instead.
9:11 - Eric Neis looks like Jesus Christ now. MTV Grind fucking ruled.
9:19 - Remember when Willie from the Philadelphia cast was actually in that tv show Ghostwriter as a kid?
9:20 - Beth showed up with her husband to be. I can't believe someone would actually want to get married to Beth.
9:21 - Colie from Denver just said "I'm not good at baseball...I'm good at kissing." She's also probably good at getting syphilis.
9.22 - I was hoping my old next door neighbor David from New Orleans would have won Best Playa. How could he not win when he gave us the masterpiece "Come On Be My Baby Tonight." I mean, he's seen the way that you treated other thugs you've been with, but he still wants you to be his baby tonight. uuggghhhhh.
9:23 - Stephen from Seattle, the craziest motherfucker alive, just announced he is engaged. Obviously it is to a dude.
9:26 - Stephen is now accepted the award on Irene's behalf for best goodbye or some shit. He is such a psycho! Backstage he just exclaimed that he was religious as CT confronted him about hitting a girl. CT exclaimed "I'll pepper sauce him to death!"
Now Stephen is yelling at Bob Parker!!! Who the fuck is Bob Parker???? Stephen = psycho genius.
9:34 - If I was the general manager of any professional sports team, no matter what sport it was, I would draft both Alton and CT to be on my team.
9:36 - Numerous people have seriously thanked God when accepting their awards. Really, God had something to do with you being a reality whore?
9:40 - I feel like I have just lost brain cells while watching this. I'm turning on Top Chef instead.
Devin isn't allowed to use Cameron's computer but if he were around I bet he would post that today is this year's "Listen to Grade and drink beer day". I had one last year (which was just me drinking in Dekalb and Devin drinking in Chicago) and it ruled. more people should participate this time.
Also, if you are feeling down today, look at some of your first myspace comments... for the most part anything said about you in them is positive and/or hilarious. The only problem is it also might make you really nostalgic.
Stolen bikes ride faster,
Jonathan
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