Thursday - Cross Out the Eyes

This video was filmed at Krazy Fest in 2002. If you look closely, you can see the back of my head.

Boats and Hoes

Top 5 USMNT Goals

courtesy of Soccer by Ives

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2009/12/top-five-usmnt-goals-in-2009.html#more

Wizard Staffs

This past Saturday night I decided to bust out the old wizard staff since my friends and I were all snowed in and wanted to have some fun. Lorenzo kept pace with me, and we both "hit the roof" by the end of the night. In the middle though, we had to refuel with some raviolis.



Frances "the wiz" Vanderbilt

Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy, you are dead.

You died cause you kept on trying to convince the world that you were related to Eddie Murphy. I wasn't falling for that bullshit.

Also, has anyone ever seen a picture of her husband:

Music I Have Downloaded Recently

Elliott - Photorecording
Criteria - En Garde
Criteria - When We Break
These Arms Are Snakes / Russian Circles split
These Arms Are Snakes / Pelican split
These Arms Are Snakes / Harkonen split
These Arms Are Snakes - Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home
The Hold Steady - Almost Killed Me
Roy - Big City Sin and Small Town Redemption
Moving Mountains - Foreward
Japandroids - Post Nothing
As Friends Rust - Eleven Songs
As Friends Rust - A Young Trophy Band in the Parlance of Our Time
Cave In - Creative Eclipses
The Holy Shroud - Ghost Repeaters
Tweak Bird - Reservations

All of these albums are awesome and I advise everyone should go out and support these bands. Just don't look at the cover art for that Tweak Bird album. Ashton and CB have lost their minds, and they look creepy as shit.

Fight Time

MTV are a bunch of hypocritical wussies that will show a train-wreck of a show in Jersey Shore but is now refusing to air the infamous punch that Snookie is on the receiving end of. Snookie is insane and a horrible human being, but no one deserves to get punched, especially a girl.

This, as well as watching "Man on the Moon" recently, got me thinking about what would happen if Snookie did get in a fight, with Danny Devito?



vs.



I think this would be a pretty fair fight, but I think Devito will pull it off in the end. I mean, the guy has Charlie Day in his corner, and he is the wildcard.

Another Soccer Video

I hate Twitter

but i found the reason it was created today:

www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Best Goal Ever

Michael Bradley

Saves the Day

best blog ever

Jersey Shore remains the best show ever, I can't wait for the new episode tonight

Jersey Shore

I am so mindfucked by this show that I have yet been able to put all my thoughts together.

What Happened to Town Hall

Kid Sister and Flosstradamus have come along way from when we were all partying at Town Hall Pub, or from the upstairs room at Schubas, with everyone dumping beer on me to celebrate my 22nd birthday. It's been 4 years, and I'm glad they have got fame and money.

Too bad this performance on Fallon kind of sucks.

Carlos Tevez is the man

I Hate the Kids

What the fuck are these two little boys doing?

Vagina

Trailer Park Boys

Why am I just now finding out how awesome Trailer Park Boys is?

Getting Shit Done

I have no idea why, but I woke up at 6:30 in the morning today after only 4 hours of sleep. For some reason, I felt completely refreshed. This, after I have been having a lot of trouble waking up lately. Anyways, this early start has motivated me to get some shit accomplished. I spent this morning downloading some music while I cleaned up my entire apartment, did all my laundry and washed my dishes, made an awesome omelet, and did some paperwork I need to finish. It's already been a good day, and now I don't feel so bad about picking up a case of beer and watching some soccer the rest of the afternoon. Liverpool needs to take care of business against Debrecen, but they also need Lyon to beat Fiorentina, which might be a tough thing to accomplish. Hopefully it all works out. Oh, and Sons of Anarchy is on later tonight!

Anyways, here is a playlist that I listened to while I did my shit:

Built to Spill - Cleo
Face to Face - Heaven (Psychedelic Furs cover)
Sufjan Stevens - The Black Hawk War...
T.I. - Tell 'Em I Said That
Jr. Ewing - Pre Summertime Blues
The Human Beinz - Nobody But Me
Ink & Dagger - Sarcastic Sunrise
Saetia - Postlapasaria
Dillinger Escape Plan - Baby's First Coffin
Thrice - The Sky is Falling
The Notwist - Off the Rail
Rx Bandits - Analog Boy
The Get Up Kids - My Apology
Dillinger Escape Plan - Pig Latin
Glassjaw - Trailer Park Jesus
Massive Attack - Teardrop
Funeral for a Friend - Rookie of the Year
Flaming Lips - Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
Modest Mouse - 3rd Planet
NOFX - No Problems

Narrows - New Distance

Narrows is a band that has a dude from Botch in it. Obviously, they are awesome.

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The Gaslight Anthem

A few Gaslight Anthem songs for you, the first is their single 59 Sound, but with The Boss, Bruce, singing along with them:



This second one is a cover of the Kelly Clarkson song "I Do Not Hook Up"



The third one is another cover, of the best song ever:

Cheater

Fuck the French

Update

-Sons of Anarchy is easily the best show on television right now, and it has in fact become my second favorite show of all time. Yesterday's episode was so great. Starting off with Jax and Clay brought together by Gemma's rape, the episode was super intense and didn't let off the pedal for one moment. That first scene, with Clay and Jax holding the baby, and talking about retaliation. "We got to kill them all." It was the perfect representation of how this show is dealing with the line between good and evil, between right and wrong, and between the violence and compassion that each character is dealing with.

-USA soccer is in a lot of trouble before the World Cup. Congrats to Greece though on qualifying. Russia though got knocked out, and they were my sleeper pick to win the entire thing! Oh, and fuck France.

-Albums I have downloaded the past day:

Denali - The Instinct
Planes Mistaken For Stars - Up in Them Guts
With Honor - This is Our Revenge
With Honor - Heart Means Everything
Glasseater - Miles Ahead of Where We Left Off
Defeater - Travels

Also both the entire discographies from The Appleseed Cast and New Found Glory (I know, I'm a loser that loves pop-punk)

-I've also read both "The Girl Who Played With Fire" by Stieg Larsson and "The Savage Detectives" by Roberto Bolano. Both books were excellent on many different levels. I already talked about how I like Larsson's work. Bolano's work was a great piece on this young Chilean-Mexican poet and his travels. I advise both books for everyone, especially you leftist-thinking radicals out there!

-I also found two $10 bills outside today!!! I'm thinking it might go towards a case of beer.

Summer Heights High

This show is awesome. Thanks goes out to Joey for giving me the heads up on it.

Fight Club

Tomorrow marks the 10th anniversary of the release of Fight Club. This is one of the movies that had a defining mark among my generation, especially among every male that is directly in my age range.

I have mixed feelings about this movie. I have never been a huge fan of Chuck Palahniuk, or even for that matter, the director David Fincher. Yet at the same time I feel like they did an excellent job on the film, although Fincher's intense close-ups of a wire inside a bomb for example had not got to be as annoying as they are now.

My major issue about this film though is how so many of my contemporary males latched onto it like it was their bible. They used as a method to describe their own anger with society, with commercialism, and with capitalism. Yet this anger was misdirected. A typical white kid from the upper middle class that loved this movie loved it more for the hidden agenda that it explained their own anger and resentment with father issues. The film talks about this, indeed it was on large Oedipal story. The movie briefly mentions this as Pitt and Norton talk about who they want to fight. The book went deeper into it.

"What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God. If you're male and you're Christian and living in America, your father is your model for God. And if you never know your father, if your father bails out and dies or is never at home, what do you believe about God?

"What you end up doing is you spend your life searching for your father and God.

"What you have to consider is the possibility that God doesn't like you. Could be, God hates us. This is not the worst thing that could happen."

I guess my point is that while I do enjoy the movie, I feel like all the other guys out there like it for the wrong reason. Most of these people think the movie is badass. That it is about fighting and fucking shit up. These are also the guys that probably liked it best to see Brad Pitt with his shirt off.

Fight Club is a great movie, but it is about a character's misdirected anger about his father not being there for him.

Get over it dude. All of society is fucked up today, and your problems aren't anything worse than anyone else's.

Whitest Kids U Know

Likes/Dislikes

Likes:

Tosh.0.
Stieg Larsson.
Being cooler than everyone else.
Deleting people from my friend list on facebook, but also sending them a message telling them why I am deleting them.

Dislikes:

Veteran's Day.
The Kardashians. Every single thing about them, other than Kim Kardashian's ass. and tits.
College football, especially all the "tradition" involved in teams like Notre Dame and Alabama.

new Saves the Day song is lacking

let it all go (acoustic) from steven eugene on Vimeo.

Holy Shit

Grizzly Bear

#10.4 - Grizzly bear - The Knife
by lablogotheque

It's Time For a Win

Liverpool.

12 hours from now, you need to beat Lyon. It's absolutely fucking necessary.

Good Luck.

Book Club

This week I have read 2 books, and thoroughly enjoyed both of them for different reasons. "Soccernomics" by Simon Kuper was a great look on how different stats are changing the game of soccer. Similar to "Moneyball," but for the world's game. I also read "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo." I was a little late on picking this one up, seeing as how is it one of the highest selling books of recent memory, yet when I finally read it I realized why it has sold so many copies.

10 Years Ago on November 1st...

....the album "Through Being Cool" by Saves the Day was released. Still to this day, the album holds up to be one of the most influential pop-punk albums. It was released right at the perfect time, when the genre of music still held relevance before it was completely commercialized and bastardized. It was also released right when I was in the middle of high school, and I jumped all over it.

What the Fuck is Going on With Liverpool

Liverpool has lost again, this time losing at Fulham 3 - 1. Rafa didn't play his usual starting line-up, probably to save some legs for the big tie on Wednesday against Lyon in the Champions League. For this reason, he also took Fernando Torres out of the game when the score was still tied up at 1. The problem is, Liverpool is already out of the title race in the Premiership, and they only have a slim chance of even reaching the knockout stages of the Champions League. This has been a disastrous season.

Here is an idea of mine that needs to be done to fix this team:

1: Tom Hicks and George Gillett need to sell the club so the club can get out of debt.
2: Rafa Bentez has been great for the club and has accomplished a lot, but it is time for him to go. My ideal replacement would be Juergen Klinsmann, although that might be somewhat unrealistic.
3: Sell Javier Mascherano. This is a tough one, since I do consider him to be the best holding midfielder in the world. His value is high right now though, but so is his own interest in leaving for Barcelona. Sell him now before he forces his own transfer. Also sell Ryan Babel, Albert Riera, Andriy Voronin, Philipp Degen, and Andrea Dossena
4: Buy these players: Juan Mata (LW from Valencia) and Miguel Veloso (CDM from Sporting). They also need to shore up their defense and improve up top at striker, but this could be done by giving a chance to young Hungarian Krisztian Nemeth.

Anyways, one positive about this weekends lose to Fulham was that one of the goals was scored by Clint Dempsey. I know this is older, but Dempsey is still the fucking man:

Happy 49th!

Maradona, the best soccer to have ever lived. Happy Birthday dude! Don't go overboard on the cocaine though.

Spike and Kanye

Behind the Scenes With Kanye from We Love You So on Vimeo.

Dancing With the Stars

I am so sick of this Dancing With the Stars bullshit popularity. It seems like it is always on tv, or it is being talked about on other tv shows. It's annoying to see washed-up actors and other D-list celebrities try to dance. It's annoying to have that crazy judge screaming in her high-pitched voice about nothing. Everything about it makes me sick, especially when they are a couple great shows on television right now that no one ever talks about, such as Sons of Anarchy. Even a decent show like Friday Night Lights is now only on a specific DirectTV station! It's a travesty. Yet it is kind of funny when Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of these assholes on Dancing With the Stars:

Asian Commercial Time

Funny Commercial Time

Split Lip

Super stoked to see Split Lip. So many bands these days owe a lot to them. They really helped shape that entire "Midwestern Emo" sound that other bands like The Get Up Kids and Braid also get grouped into.

Aziz

Fun At the Grocery Store

I just took my grandma out to the grocery store with me today. Things got crazy.

This story starts off with me coming home from a 2 week vacation to find that my grandma has no food in her fridge. The only things she does have in there are some milk and eggs that I got for her before I left, and were now spoiled. When I asked her what was up, if my uncle took her shopping when I was gone, she got offended and started to freak out on me. She was crying and yelling, all directed at me for confronting her instead of being directed at my uncle for not taking her to get food. She was exclaiming that she eats and she eats well, yet I know that isn't true since I am the one that has been cooking for every night and that she wouldn't have cooked for herself while I was gone.

Anyways, I finally take her to the store today. I told her to grab her purse and meet me outside while I pulled the car out of the garage. After a couple minutes of me waiting outside for her, I decided to go back in since she wasn't showing up. She was occupied with putting her money into her purse, and then putting her entire purse into my laptop bag that I had been missing!!!

"Grandma! What are you doing? That's my bag for my computer. Why are you putting your purse in it? Why do you have it to begin with?"

This was met with her waving her arm at me, and her telling me to mind my own business! I didn't want things to escalate, so I left it at that.

We finally make it to Stop & Shop. Myself, my grandma (who was wearing these huge wrap around black sunglasses that made it look like she was a blind woman), and my laptop bag.

We first went to the recycling center, as I had a bag full of empty water bottles to turn in. The machine in there for plastics was broken, and there was this good looking Mexican girl standing there looking pissed off cause she had a full bin of plastics. I started to talk to her and was joking around about it. She was receptive to my advances and right as I was about to ask her to grab a drink with me or something, my grandma steps up and yells at me to stop wasting time! My grandma ruined my game. I think the only reason she did this too was due to the girl being Mexican!!!!

So now I'm walking up and down the aisles of the store with my borderline racist grandmother, and she starts demanding that she be the one to push the cart. By this time I am pissed off, frustrated, tired, and annoyed. "Sure grandma, take the cart." As soon as I gave her the cart though, she immediately pushed it right into the heels of this fat lady that standing in the middle of the aisles. Now this lady was fat, and blocking the way of everyone like she owned the aisles, but my grandmother did run into her. I immediately told the lady that I was sorry and she just gave me the cold shoulder with an air of attitude. That is when my grandma then hit her again with the cart! nothing hard of course, just kind of bumping into her. This lady then had the nerve to yell at my grandma!

"Watch where you are pushing that thing!"

I was just looking for a fight to pick, and she fucked with the wrong dude.

"Hey lady. I just said I was sorry, and I am. But you don't have the right to talk to my grandmother like that. Sorry she accidentally bumped into you, but maybe if you didn't fucking take up the entire aisle while you are just standing around reading how many calories a box of Oreos have then you wouldn't get hit. Shit lady, you aren't exactly the most slim woman in the world, so let me give you some advice. Just put the Oreos back. And don't fucking stand around wasting up space."

That is when my grandma and I continued walking, leaving that woman just staring at us with her mouth wide open, speechless.

She's fucking out, I'm fucking in.

I Forgot How Awesome This Album Was:

The Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?

Drown by Junot Diaz

I finally got around to reading this book, widely acclaimed as a great collection of tales that focus on different aspects of a Dominican immigrant and his family. The 10 specific stories in this book all center around the same characters, but tells different stories from different character's perspectives. I found some of the stories of life in the Dominican to be interesting, yet I also grew a little tired of hearing about adolescent life growing up in the city. The most intriguing part of this book for me though was hearing about a father's move away from the country and culture he was familiar with to the United States to eventually try to make something with his life. I found this to be the most captivating aspects of the entire book.

FIFA 10 is out today

I might not be heard from again for a couple months.

Kanye West - "We Were Once a Fairy Tale"

I think Kanye West is out of his fucking mind, and I love that about him. True, he is indeed a huge asshole, but I'm willing to let that slide. His thing with Taylor Swift for example. First of all, no one should give a fuck about the MTV Video Awards anyways. Second of all, no one should give a fuck about Taylor Swift. She has millions of dollars and is the hottest shit around, so I'm sure she got over this shit really fast. That song of hers is kind of catchy though!

Anyways, point of the story....Kanye is a nut, Taylor Swift is hot (but too tall and that freaks me out), Spike Jonze is awesome:

Charlie Davies

Cold Cave - Loves Come Close

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Fun on Omegle

You: heyoooo
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: good how are you
Stranger: i am well, thank you. is there anything in particular you wish to talk about?
You: asians
Stranger: i have many asian friends. are you asian?
You: yes
You: i want to talk about how asians including myself always get made fun of
Stranger: that is very true. my best friend is chinese, and she is often teased about it.
You: yeah thats what i mean everyone tells me that my parents own a nail salon and slant eye its not fair
Stranger: there are many stereotypes about asians that are unfair. i am sorry that they bother you. but i would ignore them. the people who say such things, they are ignorant. you should be proud of your culture.
You: I am and i really enjoy rice but every time i eat it at school people call me chink and bruce lee
Stranger: i love rice; you should point out to people that rice is delicious regardless of what culture prepares it. perhaps the people at your school are not as intelligent as you. i suggest either you educate them, or just ignore them. some people are beyond reasoning.
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome. is anything else bothering you?
You: my boyfriend keeps trying to give me an alabama hot pocket but its totally gross
Stranger: that does sound gross. politely decline.
You: i try but he keeps trying to shit in my vag who needs that
Stranger: have you talked to him about this?
You: yeah he thinks its so cool because him and his friends read about it on urban dictionary i might break with him but i really like him
Stranger: tell him it makes you uncomfortable. and that it's really gross, not to mention it can cause all sorts of horrible diseases. tell him you feel disrespected, and insist that he stop. if he refuses, he probably doesn't care about you as he should.
Stranger: good luck.
You: thanks theres no way hes gonna shit in my vag dr. phil
Stranger: good girl.
Stranger: good night.

Kenny Powers

Pitchfork Media

Dear Pitchfork Media,

I understand how one's musical tastes can change from 2002 to nearly 2010. Don't get me wrong, my personal tastes have changed dramatically. Yet what I do not understand is how a respectable music website can give an album a perfect 10.0 in 2002, and then have the same album rank 100 of the top 500 albums of our current decade. Basically you are telling me that a perfect album in 2002 has very little relevance today, and that there are 99 better albums since? I just do not understand it.

The album I am referring to is "Source Tags & Codes" by And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead. This is an amazing album that is even more amazing because it was put out in 2002! Yet I guess Pitchfork Media has forgot all about that. Instead, they are just jumping on what is popular now and backtracking on their previous thoughts and ideals.

Love,
Devin

I Speak Soccer

Doooooomriders!!!!!

I don't know if I made this clear earlier when I posted the link to their new album. Doomriders is the best fucking band in the world right now. I'm listening to the new album right now and I just ripped the sleeves right off of my teeshirt and I instantly grew an awesome mustache and tonight I am going out and breaking some shit, maybe another dude's face (I might break some shit, but not really another dude's face). Get pumped! Ride or Die!!!!!

Worst Commercial Ever

Seriously, what the hell is AT&T doing getting Tyler Hansbrough to be in this dumbass commercial? First of all, no one gives a shit about Psycho T. He was a soft college basketball player who will be the 9th man on the bench for the Indiana Pacers, who are a soft ass team anyways. Second of all, no one gives a shit about Psycho T finding a lost dog. I didn't have any respect for Tyler in the first place, but I have even less respect for him now.

Interesting fact: Greg Oden's high school team beat Tyler Hansbrough's high school team 56-40.

5 Albums

Here are 5 albums that I put on my ipod today, and my brief thoughts on them all:

Every Time I Die - New Junk Aesthetic
This band is getting more and more boring with every release. Truthfully though, there isn't much to do and nowhere to go for this band. With that said, these songs are decent enough, I just feel like I have heard them all before.

Brand New - Daisy
I quickly listened to this in my car as I was doing errands. I was not impressed at all. In fact, I don't think I really even heard any single song from it. In one ear and out the other.

Bruce Springsteen - Nebraska
I had just realized that I didn't have this album on my ipod, so instead of uploading my shitty scratched cd, I just d/l a better version of it. Good call on my part!

The Constantines - Shine A Light
Another great band that I realized I just didn't have this album on my ipod for one reason or the other. I saw this band after a long day of being at one of the Pitchfork Fests, then going to see Journey, and then finally their show at the Empty Bottle.

The Mountain Goats - Tallahassee
Again, just updated my ipod with great albums that I seemed to have skipped over.

Doomriders - Darkness Comes Alive

Doomriders is the most badass band out there. This is a fact. I just listened to this new album by them, and I had the sudden urge to drink some whiskey and go out and shred some gnar on my skateboard. Ride or Die!



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Sweet Movie

I remember when I was 14 or 15 years old, and seeing the John Water's movie Pink Flamingos for the first time. I was shocked, and awed, and disgusted, and completely mind-fucked. I loved it. Well, last night I had all of those same feelings when I saw Sweet Movie:



This movie is fucking insane.

Fashion

Devinc7 (10:13:29 PM): dude. serious news. you know how i don't wear sleeves a lot? i do now, but i wear button downs. but i don't button them. ever. awesome?
they2chae (10:14:10 PM): I haven't worn a long sleeved shirt in at least 7-8 years maybe longer
they2chae (10:14:21 PM): only time is like dress shirts for work, etc.
Devinc7 (10:14:27 PM): i've been rocking them, but i usually roll the sleeves up
Devinc7 (10:14:39 PM): but dude, i do not button them!!! at all!!!!!
they2chae (10:14:59 PM): I guess I do have one casual botton down that is long sleeved
they2chae (10:15:03 PM): but I dont really wear it
they2chae (10:15:06 PM): i dont like long sleeves
they2chae (10:15:24 PM): I also do not like jean shorts I have not worn jean shorts in at least 5-6 years
Devinc7 (10:15:27 PM): chae, i don't think you understand. i do not button any of my shirts!!!!!!!!
they2chae (10:15:39 PM): I dont think thats really that crazy
they2chae (10:15:48 PM): I used to wear short sleeved button downs and not button them
Devinc7 (10:16:15 PM): but dude!!!! i'm not wearing an undershirt!!!!!!
they2chae (10:16:36 PM): oh... okay that is crazy

Community...continued

Devinc7 (9:56:23 PM): are you still watching the show? i'm freaked out
they2chae (9:56:29 PM): yea its fucking intense
Devinc7 (9:57:05 PM): hahahaha. "did you say S"
Devinc7 (9:57:13 PM): matt and kim in the background
they2chae (9:57:14 PM): MATT AND KIM
they2chae (9:57:29 PM): hahhahah we both noticed it thats pretty gay
they2chae (9:57:43 PM): how much do you love that bacardi commercial
Devinc7 (9:57:48 PM): hahaha, you got really excited about it though!!!

Community

Devinc7 (9:30:53 PM): dude, i need to go watch this community show
they2chae (9:33:11 PM): that show is funny
Devinc7 (9:34:10 PM): i missed the first episode
Devinc7 (9:34:13 PM): is this the second?
they2chae (9:34:46 PM): yes
they2chae (9:34:50 PM): isnt the hot chick from mad men
Devinc7 (9:35:08 PM): isnt who the hot chick from mad men
they2chae (9:35:32 PM): the blond
Devinc7 (9:36:07 PM): i thought the hot chick from mad men had red hair and huge tits
Devinc7 (9:36:28 PM): dude. you are in this show!!!!!
they2chae (9:36:34 PM): oh, I dont know i just heard some chick from mad men was on the show
they2chae (9:36:35 PM): hahhaha
they2chae (9:36:49 PM): if I was as funny as this dude that would be awesome
Devinc7 (9:36:55 PM): dude this is awesome
they2chae (9:37:03 PM): also is the indian dude, amit, quinn's old roommate
Devinc7 (9:37:27 PM): this show is intense
Devinc7 (9:37:54 PM): starburns
they2chae (9:39:06 PM): dude amit
Devinc7 (9:39:27 PM): you and amit make a great team
they2chae (9:39:33 PM): hahahhaa
Devinc7 (9:39:35 PM): best actor and best supporting actor

Hey ya!

3 best websites ever

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http://hotchickswithhotdogsintheirmouths.com/

Fun in Cyberland

TheY2Chae (10:44:09 PM): yeah I need to do some running before it gets really cold
TheY2Chae (10:44:21 PM): otherwise I only have like 3 pairs of jeans I can wear
Devinc7 (10:44:27 PM): want to have a footrace when i come back next month
Devinc7 (10:44:33 PM): i'll for sure beat you right now
TheY2Chae (10:44:37 PM): hahhah no way
Devinc7 (10:44:46 PM): dude. i run and shit
Devinc7 (10:45:30 PM): i take shitsd
TheY2Chae (10:45:37 PM): what does that even mean
Devinc7 (10:45:46 PM): i run. and i take shits.
TheY2Chae (10:45:49 PM): we shouldve raced like a year ago
TheY2Chae (10:45:55 PM): I wouldve murdered you
Devinc7 (10:45:57 PM): we really should have
Devinc7 (10:46:07 PM): just the idea of having a footrace was a pretty great idea
TheY2Chae (10:46:10 PM): you should race fat
TheY2Chae (10:46:14 PM): and then fat would die
Devinc7 (10:46:17 PM): hahaha
TheY2Chae (10:46:20 PM): like real die
Devinc7 (10:46:22 PM): i don't think he needs the help dying
TheY2Chae (10:46:35 PM): dude fat needs to get gastric bypass
TheY2Chae (10:46:39 PM): or hes going to die

Manchester Derby

I can't stand Manchester United. This was a pretty awesome game though. Too bad City couldn't pull off the win:

Owen - Good Friends, Bad Habits

Nino Castellano

September 8th was my father's 54th birthday. He was still in the hospital, and actually doing worse than he had been, so it was tough to celebrate it in any way. Still, I turned on the Yankees game and sat down next to him to watch it, something we would have done if he was healthy and well. Throughout the game, he seemed to be getting worse with an infection that lead him to have a high fever. Even with all of this happening around us, we both were able to watch the game, as Nick Swisher came through to hit a walk-off home-run to win the game for the Yankees as they continued to roll to the best record in the major leagues. It was a good birthday gift for my dad.

He still was fighting his infection though. At times he was sweating profusely and at other times he was freezing cold. He was receiving his antibiotics and other medicine, as well as having one of those wet blankets on him. There wasn't much for me to do though except be by his side. I sat there and finished up the book I was reading, “The Road” by Cormac McCarthy. It was a great book, possibly one of the best I have ever read. The post-apocalyptic tale of a man and his son traveling on a road, trying to survive without any food and supplies, while also trying to avoid other survivors who have turned to cannibalism to live. It was beautifully written, but I knew it was coming to a tragic end as I got closer and closer to the last page. At the end, the father passes away.

Soon after I finished my book, my own father passed away. It was roughly 2:30am on September 9th. He was losing his fight with the infection, and as was his wishes, my mother and I made the decision to take him off all his medications and his life-support. I held his freezing hand the entire time as he made his way to death. Just as I thought his breathing came to a halt, he made one last quick grip on my hand, squeezing it as to tell me everything was going to be alright, and that he loved me. I certainly loved him.

The next few days were somewhat a blur to me. I was mostly focused on how both my sister and my mother were handling the situations. Thankfully, they both seemed to be holding in there. Thankfully too, my father had already made his wishes clear on what he wanted, and that didn't include and traditional funeral and wake. We have never been a religious family, and I agreed that anything traditional like that would have been in contrast to what my father was all about. Instead, he wanted to be cremated. Before doing this though, we had my grandmother come up and we set up a viewing of the body for her to say her goodbyes and get closure.

We then set up a memorial service at the Partners in Restorative Initiative in Rochester, which is an organization that my dad was a board member of. It was nothing formal, but instead it was just a little get-together with some food where his friends, family, and coworkers could remember his life and accomplishments. We also set up a silent auction where people could bid on pictures that I had enlarged, restored, and framed. It was a success on many levels. I think everyone enjoyed it and it was something my dad would have enjoyed too.

After his memorial, we really celebrated his life by having many people back over to the house for a house party that reached epic proportions. This was something that my father would have loved, as he was always a man who wanted to share the company of his friends and some drinks and some fun times. The drinks were flowing, fireworks were being lit off, and all his friends and loved ones were sharing stories about all the great times in my father's life. It was a perfect sending off for him.

In Lighter News...

...who knew lacrosse could actually be cool?

Life and Death

I haven't really been posting anything of substance lately, or at all actually. I don't know if this will ever change, but for the post I wanted to give everyone an update on what is going on.

My father is currently in the hospital. It is pretty serious. He had a stroke 4 years ago on the left side of his brain. That artery was 100% blocked. His other artery, on the right side, was blocked 50%. Recently, he started to develop eye problems in his right eye, and the doctors realized that this was due to more blockage in that artery. On August 28th, it was found that his artery was now 99% blocked and he was rushed into surgery.

The surgery cleared up the artery, but the rush of blood into his brain was too much and he had a hemorrhagic stroke. He was placed under heavy sedation while he was connected to a respirator. During this time he had no movement in his left side of his body, but could move his right arm up and down, and squeeze his hand. He then received a tracheostomy that allowed him to start breathing on his own and for him to come off his sedation. Unfortunately, he never improved. More ct-scans and an mri showed that he had yet a 3rd stroke. This time an ischemic stroke that has disabled his entire right side of the brain. This is not good.

My dad, if he recovers, will never even remotely live a life that resembles once he used to live. The doctors have told me that it is even a slim chance that he would live a life where he is even moderately disabled. Instead, his life will consist of breathing tubes, feeding tubes, and a long and slow rehab that might not even see him ever get out of bed. My dad would not want to live that type of existence. That is something he has made clear.

So that leads us to today, 2 and a half weeks after he entered the hospital. He is critical, but stable at the moment. My mother. my sister, and myself have a decision to make soon. I've made my mind up, and that is to respect my dad's wishes. Seems like the logical choice to me, right? I think my mom is on board too, but I'm not sure my sister is. I can't blame her though, as she is getting married in 3 weeks. So we'll see what happens.

All I can say is this though...My dad is a great man. He has lived a life that has accomplished much. He has touched many in a positive way, and has made an impact on the world. That is something that he can be proud of. I know that I am proud of him.

Cheers

In the future, when I pass away, I want someone to say this at my funeral (which needs to be held at a bar):

"You climbed mountains
and built skyscrapers

"You made TV shows
and put out newspapers

"You were wicked good at doing stock

"You liked it
when Emilio would change your socks

"We never hung out and that makes me sad

"All the good times we could've had"

"But when I die, Uncle Preston,
you better say, 'Cheers!'

"'Cause me and you are hanging
at the pearly gates

"I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers"

Change names as necessary.

OH SHIT!!!

Mmmmm....Food

Secret Fast Food Items

The Whore's Child

I am going through books like a madman.



"The Whore's Child" by Richard Russo

Richard Russo used to teach at Southern Illinois University, but he is from Maine now and all of these short stories involve Camden or other coastal towns and islands of New England. It was an interesting read since I just got back from a roadtrip up there. Still, some of the short stories were a little lacking.

Can't Tell Me Nothing

Communist View on Sports

I just finished reading a really interesting book by Dave Zirin. It's his look at how sports, mainly Muhammad Ali and even the 1968 Olympics, have affected social causes. He then goes on to explain the role of an athlete in today's society where social equality is still a major issue.



"What's My Name, Fool? Sports and Resistance in the United States" by Dave Zirin

We Like Sports

Baseball, football, the real futbal, basketball....I love sports. Except sports that only rich white people participate in. Lacrosse for example, or rowing. I also don't like sports for females. Yeah, it's sexist, but I hate the WNBA.

Anyways, I sometimes feel that my passion for sports should be redirected into something more positive. Noam Chomsky agrees with me:

"Sports keeps people from worrying about things that matter to their lives that they might have some idea of doing something about. And in fact it's striking to see the intelligence used by ordinary people in sports [as opposed to political and social issues]. I mean, you listen to radio stations where people call in - they have the most exotic information and understanding about all kinds of arcane issues. And the press undoubtedly does a lot with this...Sports is a major factor in controlling people. Workers have minds; they have to be involved in something and it's important to make sure they're involved in things that have absolutely no significance. So professional sports is perfect. It instills total passivity."

-Noam Chomsky
Manufacturing Consent

Zeitoun by Dave Eggers

This is the best book I have read in a while. Dave Eggers has written a great book that is not only a touching story, but also a story that shows the ineptitude of our government when dealing with Hurricane Katrina.

some more Aziz

Raaaaaaaandy!!!!!!!

Girls. with mustaches.

Hipster Girls in Mustaches

Generation Kill

I just finished up this HBO series that went somewhat under the radar when it came out. It was produced by some of the dudes from The Wire. Just that alone makes it awesome. I really enjoyed it, especially how it showed how short-sighted our plan was once we invaded Iraq. Go netflix it, or just watch this ending scene from it, which features an awesome Johnny Cash song that I'm sure you guys have heard before:

No Sleep Til Sobriety

Drinking alcohol makes most people fall asleep. I think it makes me stay up all night wasting time on the internet.

Is this for real?!?!?!?!?

This is seriously the dumbest shit I have ever seen, and I feel ashamed that this is even considered to be in the same genre of music that I listen to:

Seriously, check out this line up. This line up is everything that was great about being 12-15 years old.
I don't think I will end up going, cause I am pretty lazy, but still this would have been so sweet in 2000.

N.Y. Giants

I went up to Albany yesterday with a couple of buddies of mine to check out the Giants Training Camp. It was well worth it. A couple hours in the car with my friends, listening to good music while talking about sports and then a day of sitting in the sun, drinking beers, and watching more sports. That's a great time to me! Oh, and be warned...

Kenny Phillips, Brandon Jacobs, Justin Tuck, and Chris Canty are all beasts and they are going to fuck the NFC East up this year.

Angus

If I remember correctly, this movie was released when I was around 11 years old, and it was awesome. It is still awesome today, partly due to an amazing soundtrack that featured possibly not only Green Day's best song ever, but also Weezer's. Download the soundtrack here:


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Uncle Jesse

I just happened to come across an infomercial for "Classic Soft Rock." They happened to be showing a clip from the Beach Boy's "Kokomo." In this video, they were showing a close up of Uncle Jesse rocking out on the drums. Man, I miss Jesse & The Rippers.

Cave In - Planets of Old

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Disgraced

The U.S. Men's National Team played today against arch-rival Mexico in the final of the Gold Cup. We lost 5 - 0 in a most disgraceful performance. While it was our "B" team out there, there is no excuse to get beat so bad. Ever.

Hopefully the World Cup Qualifier against Mexico, at the Azteca, on August 12th will have a different result.

Anyways, here's a video from a game that I was at, when USA really gave it to Mexico.

2007 Gold Cup Final at Soldier Field, Chicago, IL:

The Flaming Lips @ Pitchfork Fest...

...perfectly described in one picture, taking by my boy Will:



It looks like the stage is exploding.

Look at Megan Davey pointing at the stage, her mind exploding.

The Flaming Lips @ Pitchfork Fest

Ben

Ben is the most fucked up kid I have ever met. Here is a picture of him:



He is a coworker of mine. I was really confused about this kid at first. When I started my job, he was working but I barely talked to him. Then he disappeared. Now he is back, almost a year later. I think he got abducted by aliens, because this kid is fucking out of his mind. Here are some basic stats about him:

-Ben is 5 ft 6 inches.
-Ben lives in Larchmont, New York
-Ben collects pictures from the 70's of dudes making out with other dudes in nightclubs, such as Studio 54
-Ben goes to college, and majors in international relations
-Ben is afraid of lightning
-Ben's phone number is 914-536-3940
-Ben's favorite movie is Top Gun, followed closely by Eyes Wide Shut (he told me that Tom Cruise was dreamy)
-Ben is related to John Jay, the first Chief Justice of the United States (John Jay is his father)
-Ben is fucking crazy

On a ranking of the top 5 crazy kids I have ever met, Ben is number 1. And number 4. He is indeed that crazy.

I am afraid that he might stab me one of these days. Either that, or I will punch him in the face. Until then, I will continue to just yell out his name whenever I see him, and give him high fives throughout the day.

Videos From Scrubs

Music Videos

Top 10 Things Ever (no specific order)

-Eating wings, and drinking beer

-Watching sports with "the dudes," while drinking beer, either at a bar or even just chilling at home. This is even more meaningful if it is watching a Liverpool game, or watching the USA beat Spain!!!!

-Eating sandwiches, and drinking beer

-Taking a nice shower, while drinking a beer. For real. Ask any of my old roommates, I love to drink a beer while I am in the shower.

-Summer (grilling out, drinking beer, no shirt on, playing catch)

-Melodic hardcore bands circa 1996-2004

-Being a nut/yelling at people randomly.

-Beer

-Playing 4square while drinking beer

-Playing Tony Hawk with Joey and Jon, laughing when our character falls through glass, and us drinking some beer.

What If Jesus Was Aborted

Treebough

Treebough

I think I know this dude. Check out his drawings and poetry.

Working...

...sucks.

I hate work.

I hate it so much that I can't stand the fact that is is 2am right now and I have to go into work in 3 hours. I hate it so much that here are my top 5 people I hate working with:

1: Ben
2. Ben
3: the annoying kid that used to be fat, but now he just makes out with dudes.
4: Dave Von German
5: Ben

Rise Against - The Unraveling

While growing up as a kid from Illinois who loved melodic hardcore, I absolutely loved 88 Fingers Louie. My best friend Joey and I ate them up, as evidenced by a home video of Joey dancing/bedroom moshing along to a song of theirs. So when they broke up, we were both sad, but anxious to hear their new band. I remember specifically pre-ordering "The Unraveling" by Rise Against and going apeshit when it finally came out. I even saw them play one of their first shows opening up for Thursday, The Movielife, and Boy Sets Fire at the original Creepy Crawl in St. Louis. Soon after that, they probably weren't too happy with me when seeing them at a basement show in Carbondale (I can't remember if it was at Lost Cross or 303 Elm), and me yelling at them to play Everchanging every single song. I even yelled at them to play it again after they finally did close the set out with it. Goddamn, I love that song.



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Dillinger Escape Plan - Miss Machine

Here you go kids. My favorite band ever, Dillinger Escape Plan.



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Deathwish Rules

So I posted a few days ago about the 5 cds I ordered from Deathwish for just a dollar each. Well, I also paid another 5 bucks for them to randomly send me 5 more cds. It just came in the mail today, and the 5 cds they sent me are:

Trash Talk - Plagues...Walking Disease
Damage - Final
Blacklisted - We're Unstoppable
Cold World - Dedicated to Babies Who Came Feet First
Blacklisted - Heavier Thank Heaven Lonelier Than God

I'm super-stoked about this. $10 for 10 cds. $10 well spent!

Set Your Goals - Mutiny

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$1 Albums I Just Bought

Deathwish is having a sale. A lot of their back catalog is going for a buck. Here is what I just bought:

Some Girls - All My Friends Are Going Death
Modern Life is War - My Love. My Way.
Modern Life is War - Witness
Sex Positions - self titled
Blacklisted - The Beat Goes On

I Hate the Lakers, but the Magic suck

Power Rankings

I haven't been keeping up with this as much as I hoped to, but my coworkers can be on the lame side sometimes. This is my call for them to pick up their game. Anyways, on to the power rankings:

10. Jaime - We'll always remember you. R.I.P.

9. Mauricio - He gets the honor of being the first full-timer (manager) to get on this list due to him transferring to another store. While I am sad he is no longer at my location, this does mean we can actually socialize more without our fat-kid manager having a heart attack. In fact, we watched the Champions League final together, and it was a damn good time. Especially since Manchester United lost.

8. David - Weirdo. Psycho. Killer. Can stare you in the eyes for 7 straight hours. Killer.

7. Tracy - Tracy is actually 2 different people. One is a girl, the other is a dude. The girl talks non-sense all the time. I think she is always high. The dude also talks non-sense all the time. I think he is always high.

6. Matt - This dude loves facial hair, but in a non-homomsexual way.

5. Maria - I think she was weirded out when I was talking to her about zorses. What the fuck is her problem?

4. Justin - We were recently talking about possible ideas for his dissertation, and he was talking to me about Oliver Sacks. Although this dude loves The Flaming Lips, we both get along really well.

3. Josh - has tits.

2. Edson - Coolest eleventeen year old ever. Truth.com

1. Brian - 4 moments in my life where I have laughed so hard I fell down nearly crying: when Joey shit in Dave's tub. when David Cross got hit in the head with a brick during an episode of Mr. Show. when I tackled Jon Cappuccino and he went down like a sack of shit. when Brian told me that he dated a furry that he met on jdate.com

Things I Just Took From My G'ma's Apt

1. 2 frying pans
2. wooden spoon
3. bottle of whiskey

Top 5 Favorite Asians (in no order)

that is all.

No Sleep Til Updated Ipod

There isn't much to do when you have already been up all night long. I have basically been d/l'ing and updating my ipod with music that I have lost over the years. Here is what I did this morning:

CIV - Set Your Goals
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - The Tyranny of Distance
The Misfits - Collection I and II
The Notwist - Neon Golden
Q and Not U - Different Damage
Q and Not U - No Kill No Beep Beep
Face to Face - Reactionary
Elliott - Songs in the Air

Early Morning Purchases

So today has been the 4th time in 7 days that I have watched the sunrise. My sleep patterns are just really messed up right now. In my early morning sleep-deprived craziness, I made a couple of purchases. I finally bought Wet Hot American Summer on dvd. This is in my opinion the funniest movie ever made.



I also bought a couple of shirts from Shirts For A Cure. Shirts For A Cure is for a great cause, and they have some awesome band shirts, so go spend some cash there.

Watching TV

I just watched the pilot episode of the USA show Royal Pains, and I have to say, I think I am digging it. A doctor who gets fired from his job, his engagement is broken off, and while he is sitting in self pity, his brother (played by the Jewish kid from Road Trip) drags him out for a weekend trip to the Hamptons. There, he starts saving some lives, but most importantly, checking out some hot girls and getting his life back on track. Like I said, it features some good looking girls and also a good soundtrack with all the popular hipster songs of the moment/a few months ago. Hip enough I guess. Anyways, I'm hooked for the next few episodes.

I missed this week's rescue Me, but last week's was awesome. Especially the scene when Tommy is in the bar with all of his dead relatives and then starts shooting the place up. Intense.

Also missed this week's Real World Road Rules Duel. I'll catch up this weekend.

I love 90's aggressive rock...

...especially the album "Betty" by Helmet



I also love Quicksand. Both bands were so awesome.

No Sleep Til New Music

I can't sleep, no surprise though. So I am uploading some music to my ipod. Here is my current list:

Matt & Kim - Grand
This Will Destroy You - self titled
Rancid - Life Won't Wait
Heavens - Patent Pending
RX Bandits - Progress
Various Artists - All Aboard: A Tribute to Johnny Cash
Chris Wollard - And the Ship Thieves
and some random ep thing that The Mountain Goats and John Vanderslice put together

I can't figure out which sporting event I am more interested in... The NBA Finals or The Duel II.

Kobe v. Lebron might not happen because Cleveland is showing itself to not have much beyond Lebron. Kobe v. Lebron is also super predictable and if it happened there would probably be a lot of hype but nothing ultimately too exciting.

The Duel II is fucking awesome however, but getting a little more boring as Isaac has left and so has Paula and her fake boobs. and Jenn is gone too, so no more fake lesbians.

I think its time to get a twitter, but I think twitters suck.

Update from Will in Vegas

ibringtheruck (4:41:47 AM): Dude guess where I am right now?
ibringtheruck (4:42:05 AM): Reporting live from my iPhone. At OSHEAS.
Devinc7 (4:42:14 AM): dude
Devinc7 (4:42:17 AM): the midge
ibringtheruck (4:42:44 AM): Dude someone punched him earlier!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:01 AM): dude!!!
Devinc7 (4:44:10 AM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ibringtheruck (4:44:28 AM): Hahahahaha
Devinc7 (4:44:55 AM): WAS IT YOU?
ibringtheruck (4:46:43 AM): No. Justin flew in, punched him, said sorry, then punched him again!!!!!!!
Devinc7 (4:47:50 AM): i 100% believe that

Busy Times...

Sorry I haven't posting lately, but I have been too busy playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 and listening to the new Isis album, "Wavering Radiant." Normally I would post a link to download it, but you should actually go out and buy this one. It rules.

This Hell is My Home

Power Rankings

1. Jaime - R.I.P.

2. Carlos - This kid is awesome. Tonight, when walking into a conversation that Edson and Mike were having, he overheard a name, and immediately responded "Faggot." It was so hateful and mean and unexpected from Carlos. I feel so bad for laughing, but coming from Carlos, who is one of the nicest dudes ever, it was awesome.

3. John Cz - I told him tonight that he reminded me of Rake Yohn. He is afraid of mustard.

4. Brian - This Jewish kid loves porn. and lesbians. and the yankees.

5. Mike S - Banger of fat girls.

6. Avery - Our birthdays are three days apart. He also helped train me when I first got the job.

7. Edson - He falls due to his age. Eleventeen years old is just too young some time. He really falls though to to him not coming out for some birthday drinks tonight.

8. Maria - Cool girl, but I don't know what the fuck her deal is. She also has like corn rows/braids...oh wait, that is the other Maria.

9. Dave - Crazy. Creepy. Weird.

10. Kevin - Coolest dude ever.

I love you tube II.

I love youtube.
this is my latest discovery... keyboard cat:


look at all the related videos. they are almost all funny

RW/RR Challenge: The Duel 2

Anyone that knows me knows that I absolutely love this show. I love it with all my heart. It is so crazy and entertaining and CRAZY!!!! Maybe Bill Simmons has already talked about it, but I feel like I need to give my thoughts on each cast member of this season which has already seen the greatest fight ever in reality tv history.

Adam - This skinny motherfucker is from the Real World Paris, and just like that season, on this show he acted like a complete bitch. He got kicked off the show the first night for starting a fight with CT. I repeat, he started a fight with CT!!!!!! There are only 3 people in the world that I fear more than Ct, and those people are John Rambo, John Rambo, and John Rambo.

Brad - Congratulations son, you're a meathead.

CT - God among men. This immortal is out of his fucking mind, but in the best way ever. He fights, he drinks, he has sex with a girl who has cancer, he can bench press 8,000 pounds, and most importantly, he beat the shit out of Adam on the first night of the show. Sadly though, this got him the boot.

Davis - I need to tread lightly on this one. Davis is gay. He is also a kind of a bitch. Neither one has anything to do with the other. He is a bitch because he brings nothing to this show other than whining non-stop about nothing.

Derek - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.

Dunbar - I hate this walking steroid. He is white. He is angry. He never stops fucking whining. I actually hate him more than anyone of this cast. In fact, Dunbar, if I ever see you, I'm going to fucking kick you in the dick and I don't even care how big you get from all the steroids you use. His MTV bio says "But once back home, he and his girlfriend have made a real go at it and are still living together back in his hometown. He general manager of bar and restaurant operations at a casino and is developing a paddle sports-related non-profit organization." What a fucking tool.

Eric - "Big Easy" is the fat dude that on these shows. He really doesn't bring anything to the table, other than being the fat funny dude, except he really isn't funny. I did catch the commercial previewing next week's show though, and during the challenge, he yells "Owwwww, my nuts!"

Evan - Evan is a toolbag who is basically the mastermind behind all the scheming and voting people off. Yet I really don't have anything bad to say about him. He just plays the game, you know? Oh, and he is Canadian.

Isaac - My man Isaac is one of the Real World greats. He always seems to be on drugs, and to make things better, he isn't a dick about it. He is genuinely a funny dude. Congrats Isaac, you aren't a dick.

Landon - Landon however is a dick.

Mark - Old Man Winter Mark, is the oldest dude to ever be on television. Not just reality television, or MTV,

Nick - I have no idea who this motherfucker is.

Ryan - This dude loves to make out with chicks. He is gay. He has never said a funny thing in his life, ever.

Aneesa - Is this the girl from Real World Chicago that was annoying as shit? After checking on MTV.com/net, it is indeed this same annoying girl!

Brittini - I have no idea who this motherfucker is, other than she spells her name with 8 i's.

Brooke - Brooke is absolutely apeshit crazy, but I kind of find that sexy. Too bad she only makes out with gay dudes.

Diem - She once had cancer. She also once dated CT. She now is now pregnant with Damien aka Rosemary's Baby aka CT Jr.

Jenn - I always had a thing for Jenn. She maybe 4 ft 7, but I always thought she was hot. Too bad she is now a lesbian with fellow castmate Rachel.

Katie - This girl is awesome, solely on the fact that she bartends at the bar in Chicago that I used to go to because they had free wings. The bar though was full of douche bags. Brad would fit in.

Kimberly - This chick is tall, and pale. I hate tall, pale girls.

Tori - I don't know who the fuck this girl is, but she is a good looking girl. I guess she is engaged to Brad though. Congratulations girl, you're Mrs. Meathead.

Shauvon - I shouldn't know who this girl is, but I actually do remember her as the dumb bitch from Real World Sydney.

Ruthie - Girl, me and you are one and the same! We both had/have drinking problems. At least I didn't fuck one of those ug dudes from Black Eye Peas. Oh, sorry, that was your ug roomie Kyia or Kiya or whatever the fuck her name was.

Robin - Girl, your tits are huge, but all you do is cry. If I met you, I think I would try to holla, but I would stop talking to you after one minute of you crying about bullshit. You are an annoying human being.

Rachel - Girl/man....you rule. I would vote for you to win every challenge....except you actually kind of suck. You act tough as nails, but you ain't shit girl.

Paula - Dear Paula, I love you. You have fake tits, which i like. More than that though, you are fucking insane and have so many issues, which i love!!! Girl, if you need someone to treat you like shit, but then do a kind thing every once in awhile, although it doesn't make up for treating you like shit at all, then I am your man! By the way, I love you.

Omeglin With Matt

You: hello
Stranger: there they go
You: who?
Stranger: did you see them
You: yes oh shit i did see them
Stranger: they shine
Stranger: they spit on me
Stranger: im mad
You: yeah they're glow in the dark ninjas oh shit
You: im mad as hell right now
Stranger: ther on motorcycles
Stranger: ouch
You: yeah rice rockets they're fucking crazy on just threw a throwing star at me ahhhh
Stranger: im gonna throw a snow ball at them
You: im gonna throw fire balls at them these crazy asian bastards
Stranger: ther in bernville
You: there everywhere man there following me ohh noo im screwed there gonna catch me
Stranger: did they hurt you
You: one of them just bit me oh fuck
Stranger: ill get um
You: get them i cant move my leg he bit a chunk of my fucking leg ahh
Stranger: give um the finger i did
Stranger: it winked
You: i just did now there really pissed
Stranger: i see um
Stranger: WOW
You: yeah there fucking creepy what the hell is going on right now
Stranger: THER ALWYS IN PENSYLVANIA
You: oh shit some are riding in on white horses now
Stranger: WERE ARE YOU
You: NEW YORK
You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE MAN THEY JUST KILLED MY CAT
Stranger: cool there is more coming
Stranger: shit
You: what
Stranger: was it big
Stranger: the cat
You: yeah my poor cat hes dead i will get revenge on them
Stranger: they pissed on my house now
You: those fucks im gonna shit on one of them
Stranger: that does it
You: lets shit all over them
Stranger: i did
You: fuck this
Stranger: and piss
You: im gonna pour gasoline on them and light them on fire
Stranger: fuck them fucks
Stranger: good idea
You: fuck those fucking glow in the dark ninjas
Stranger: well have a good one it was nice
You: you too the battle is over but not the war remember that
Stranger: you bet LATERRRRRR
You: these fuckin ninjas will be back