I have completely stopped going to the movie theaters at all, seeing as how I would rather spend my money on drugs, hookers, and used video games. Yet did manage to see some movies the past year, so I decided to write a few quick movie reviews.
Inglourious Basterds - Quentin Tarantino is out of his fucking mind. He also also a genius. There is nothing better than a movie about killing Nazis, and they kill a lot of Nazis in this movie.
Up - I didn't see this movie because I'm not a little kid. I also don't have a little kid. If you did see this movie and you are over the age of 12, then you are a fucking loser. And yes, I'm referring to you Jonny "One-nut" Haymaker.
The Hangover - Ken Jeong is the greatest actor of our generation.
Sons of Anarchy - Yeah, this is a television show. It's such a good television show that I would rather watch it than some shit movie like "Where the Wild Things Are."
Public Enemies - I actually watched this due to my interest in it since it was filmed in Chicago. Spoiler alert: Dillinger dies in the end.
Adventureland - Nothing bad to say about this movie. In fact, I liked it a lot.
The Air Up There - Was disappointed to find out this had George Clooney in it instead of Kevin Bacon.
Lesbian Vampire Killers - This is my favorite movie of the year. It is British. It has really hot girls. It has really hot girls that turn into lesbian vampires. It has it all! MyAnna Buring should win the Oscar for this for being hot. Knowing the Oscars though, they will probably give the best actress award to that bitch Maryl Streep for playing a bitch.
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