Wednesday, January 13, 2010

3am thoughts

This entire late night war with Conan and Leno is the most asinine shit ever. Conan, you are a funny dude. Leno, you used to be a funny dude. It's late night tv though, and I don't give a fuck about any of you. You are the major network's excuse to put out un-entertaining shit out that costs you nothing, other than the hosts' salary. Truthfully, I would much rather be watching a good drama at 11 than watching some shitty comedy leftover shit from Saturday Night Live, which I hate in the first place. Your monologues aren't funny. I hate the majority of celebrities you interview. And the bands that you book all suck. So fuck you Conan. Fuck you Leno and Letterman. Fuck you ABC or CBS or whatever the fuck you are. I don't give a shit about you.

Unless you constantly book Aziz every single night:



and it also might be good if you got MIA as your musical guest:

2 comments:

CZ said...

I thought aziz was the mexican kid from Captain Planet for a second

Devin said...

he could play that kid in our all-black remake of it

barbershop 7: captain planet