Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Fun on Omegle

You: heyoooo
Stranger: hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: good how are you
Stranger: i am well, thank you. is there anything in particular you wish to talk about?
You: asians
Stranger: i have many asian friends. are you asian?
You: yes
You: i want to talk about how asians including myself always get made fun of
Stranger: that is very true. my best friend is chinese, and she is often teased about it.
You: yeah thats what i mean everyone tells me that my parents own a nail salon and slant eye its not fair
Stranger: there are many stereotypes about asians that are unfair. i am sorry that they bother you. but i would ignore them. the people who say such things, they are ignorant. you should be proud of your culture.
You: I am and i really enjoy rice but every time i eat it at school people call me chink and bruce lee
Stranger: i love rice; you should point out to people that rice is delicious regardless of what culture prepares it. perhaps the people at your school are not as intelligent as you. i suggest either you educate them, or just ignore them. some people are beyond reasoning.
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome. is anything else bothering you?
You: my boyfriend keeps trying to give me an alabama hot pocket but its totally gross
Stranger: that does sound gross. politely decline.
You: i try but he keeps trying to shit in my vag who needs that
Stranger: have you talked to him about this?
You: yeah he thinks its so cool because him and his friends read about it on urban dictionary i might break with him but i really like him
Stranger: tell him it makes you uncomfortable. and that it's really gross, not to mention it can cause all sorts of horrible diseases. tell him you feel disrespected, and insist that he stop. if he refuses, he probably doesn't care about you as he should.
Stranger: good luck.
You: thanks theres no way hes gonna shit in my vag dr. phil
Stranger: good girl.
Stranger: good night.

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