Fun At the Grocery Store

I just took my grandma out to the grocery store with me today. Things got crazy.

This story starts off with me coming home from a 2 week vacation to find that my grandma has no food in her fridge. The only things she does have in there are some milk and eggs that I got for her before I left, and were now spoiled. When I asked her what was up, if my uncle took her shopping when I was gone, she got offended and started to freak out on me. She was crying and yelling, all directed at me for confronting her instead of being directed at my uncle for not taking her to get food. She was exclaiming that she eats and she eats well, yet I know that isn't true since I am the one that has been cooking for every night and that she wouldn't have cooked for herself while I was gone.

Anyways, I finally take her to the store today. I told her to grab her purse and meet me outside while I pulled the car out of the garage. After a couple minutes of me waiting outside for her, I decided to go back in since she wasn't showing up. She was occupied with putting her money into her purse, and then putting her entire purse into my laptop bag that I had been missing!!!

"Grandma! What are you doing? That's my bag for my computer. Why are you putting your purse in it? Why do you have it to begin with?"

This was met with her waving her arm at me, and her telling me to mind my own business! I didn't want things to escalate, so I left it at that.

We finally make it to Stop & Shop. Myself, my grandma (who was wearing these huge wrap around black sunglasses that made it look like she was a blind woman), and my laptop bag.

We first went to the recycling center, as I had a bag full of empty water bottles to turn in. The machine in there for plastics was broken, and there was this good looking Mexican girl standing there looking pissed off cause she had a full bin of plastics. I started to talk to her and was joking around about it. She was receptive to my advances and right as I was about to ask her to grab a drink with me or something, my grandma steps up and yells at me to stop wasting time! My grandma ruined my game. I think the only reason she did this too was due to the girl being Mexican!!!!

So now I'm walking up and down the aisles of the store with my borderline racist grandmother, and she starts demanding that she be the one to push the cart. By this time I am pissed off, frustrated, tired, and annoyed. "Sure grandma, take the cart." As soon as I gave her the cart though, she immediately pushed it right into the heels of this fat lady that standing in the middle of the aisles. Now this lady was fat, and blocking the way of everyone like she owned the aisles, but my grandmother did run into her. I immediately told the lady that I was sorry and she just gave me the cold shoulder with an air of attitude. That is when my grandma then hit her again with the cart! nothing hard of course, just kind of bumping into her. This lady then had the nerve to yell at my grandma!

"Watch where you are pushing that thing!"

I was just looking for a fight to pick, and she fucked with the wrong dude.

"Hey lady. I just said I was sorry, and I am. But you don't have the right to talk to my grandmother like that. Sorry she accidentally bumped into you, but maybe if you didn't fucking take up the entire aisle while you are just standing around reading how many calories a box of Oreos have then you wouldn't get hit. Shit lady, you aren't exactly the most slim woman in the world, so let me give you some advice. Just put the Oreos back. And don't fucking stand around wasting up space."

That is when my grandma and I continued walking, leaving that woman just staring at us with her mouth wide open, speechless.

She's fucking out, I'm fucking in.