my fun with omegle.

I dont think I can handle this anymore:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I am he who watches they. I am the fist of retribution. That which does quell the recalcitrant. Dare you defy the Warchief? Dare you face my merciless judgement?"

You: hi
(disconnected)

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 24 m chicago. are you american?

Stranger: california~

Stranger: 18

Stranger: f

You: finally, its all brazilians and british kids on this site since i found it

You: i hate brazilians

Stranger: i knowww.

Stranger: i've talked to like 230948930 british people

Stranger: lol why?

You: they are hard to make conversation with... especially cause none of them like soccer

You: and all i know about brazil is pele

Stranger: aww sucks

Stranger: LOL!

Stranger: brazil? isn't that like the nation of soccer? hahah.

You: do you know david beckham?

You: like personally?

Stranger: no. haha. do you?

You: no, i just figured, shot in the dark, since he lives in LA

Stranger: lol! haha i live in NorCal.

Stranger: far away from LA T_T

You: if you did know him Id tell you to punch him in the face for me.

Stranger: i'm not a huge fan of his, either~

You: yeah, probably a good thing. LA was super disappointing when i went there

You: so you have in n out burgers by you?

Stranger: haha i have one like 10 minutes away.

Stranger: it's great. (:

Stranger: they're so good lol :D and their fries are yummy, too~

Stranger: how do you know about in n out? lol

You: awesome. i am jealous.

Stranger: ahaha i'll send some over to you asap.

Stranger: they don't have dunkin doughnuts here, though. or not where i live D:

Stranger: i used to eat a lot of dunkin doughnuts when i live in MA.

You: weak, you arent missing out too much though anymore, i always get really sassy indian ladies disrespecting me when I go to a dunkin donuts

You: or, they talk in indian, so i assume they are talking about me, negatively

Stranger: oh dang. haha that is not a good experience. :/

Stranger: oh well. cinnabon has really good cinnamon rolls, so i'm all good. haha.

You: nice

Stranger: so what's up with your life? (:

You have disconnected.

( i was gonna ask this girl to cyber, but decided to stay classy, since she was probably a dude)