Matt omegle's, and gets an A

Stranger: hi
You: horny?
Stranger: OUR GAY ARMY WILL OVER TAKE THE WORLD
Stranger: and by that i mean
You: you must be french
Stranger: legalize marriage
You: so your a fag
Stranger: is a fag for girls and guys?
You: both i guess
Stranger: then yes i am
You: are you a muff diver or a dick sucker
Stranger: well either way you put it, it is incredibly rude
You: I thought you were a dick sucker
You: your rude for putting dicks in your mouth
Stranger: Why are you mean to gay people?
You: WWJD
Stranger: or so you are one of those people
You: so where r u from my recently found gay friend
You: im just joking I love the gays
Stranger: now i don't knwo what to believe
You: come on you can trust me were friends right?
Stranger: we are most certainly not friends
You: yeah we are homo
Stranger: we are strangers
You: so are you blowing a guy right now
Stranger: well I am from the US
You: san fran
Stranger: No I don't go near dicks
Stranger: ew
You: awesome
You: so do you wear the pants or does she
Stranger: why?
Stranger: neither of us wear pants
You: because we finally have something in common
Stranger: why do people assume that
You: we both like pussy
You: i dont know i think the straight community just assumes one is always butchy
Stranger: we are both girl girls
Stranger: *girly
You: that is really hot than
Stranger: we both have long hair
Stranger: and wear dresses
You: i love u
Stranger: and makeup
Stranger: why?
You: because you eat pussy like all the time your sick
Stranger: I don't eat it all the time
You: my brother just got his appendix taken out
Stranger: I do other things
Stranger: is he okay?
You: yeah he is recovering
You: i just got mine out 3 weeks ago weird right
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: yea that is weird
Stranger: how old are you?
You: tell me about it
You: 23 you
Stranger: 18
You: nice where r u from
Stranger: NYC
You: nice im from new york
You: westchester
You: where in the city
Stranger: rich eh?
You: no
Stranger: I am from park slope
You: ok
Stranger: so question
You: shoot
Stranger: why do you think gay guys are gross but not us lesbians?
You: i was just joking I dont I have gay friends
Stranger: no gay friends?
You: sorry do
Stranger: "Stranger: your rude for putting dicks in your mouth"
Stranger: thats not really nice
You: yeah but it is kind of funny you have to admit
Stranger: only because you assume i am a guy
Stranger: otherwise not funny
You: no thats funny i dont care who you are
Stranger: saying i am rude for having dicks in my mouth makes anyone that sucks your dick rude
You: no just dude on dude sucking that is rude
Stranger: why rude?
You: listen im all for the gays but no dick belongs in another guys mouth its science
Stranger: less guys you have to compeat with for girls
Stranger: how is it science
Stranger: there is a hole and something to go in the hole
You: its science
Stranger: can you explain what you mean by science
You: look i like chicks you like chicks you should be my wingman one night
Stranger: not if you are an asshole to gays
Stranger: also you never explained why it is science
You: im not an asshole
Stranger: well you could have fooled me
You: come on thats not nice
Stranger: why is it science
Stranger: cause if that is science then pussy and pussy don't go together in science
You: pussy on pussy = awesome dick on dick = ewwwwwwww
Stranger: do you have any reason or not?
Stranger: cause i am waiting
You: yes give me a second
Stranger: ok
You: E=MC2 which really means dicks in mouths is gross look it up I didnt write it my friend albert einstein did its science
Stranger: actually it means energy = mass times the speed of light squared
You: thats what he wanted everyone to think but it turns out old albert was a big homophobe
Stranger: well now i know you are an asshole, you have no real reason to be judgmental and call gays gross
You: not all gays just male homos
You: i perfectly cool with you goin down on other girls
Stranger: doesn't matter to me you call one gross you call all gross
You: dont put words in my mouth because they have dicks and you have a vagina
You: therefore you are different.
Stranger: what does that have anything to do with it
You: it has everything to do with it
You: i bet your a real freak in the sack
Stranger: so what we have different things but we are all people who deserve respect
Stranger: (you are right i am )
You: i do respect everyone however everyone is entitled to an opinion
Stranger: you can have an opinion and I can disagree
Stranger: and I can have the opinion that you sound like an ass
You: yes you can that is the beauty of it all
Stranger: but yes i do like going down
You: and i can have an opinion that guys putting other guys dicks in their mouths is nasty
Stranger: and spicing things up
You: thats what im talking about
Stranger: i like handcuffs
You: i knew you were a freak
Stranger: and sometimes blinfolds
Stranger: ice cubes
You: can i jerk off while you and your girl go at
Stranger: no that is gross
You: come on
Stranger: also how would you know
Stranger: /see
You: how would i know what
Stranger: you would be there stranger and we are right here on the couch watching TV
You: nice can you guys start fooling around a little
Stranger: haha first off what makes you think we aren't
You: i bet you are i have good vibes about you
You: i think this is the longest conversation i have ever had on this
Stranger: and secondly how would you get off just knowing my gf is kissing my neck and rubbing my pussy
You: you would be surprised
Stranger: (which she isn't doing the second but she is doing the first)
Stranger: and she is telling me to get off of here so we can fool around
You: nice i just went from six to midnight
You: if you know what i mean
Stranger: I know what you mean, I may like pussy and have a pussy but I know what you mean
Stranger: hehehehe
You: i respect that
You: im rock solid right now
You: you turn me on like no other
Stranger: i should go she is getting antcy
You: nice go take care of business
Stranger: hmm i think she can wait a sec
You: ok
Stranger: waiting is always beter in the long run
You: yeah it is make her wait a little and than you hit her like a mack truck
Stranger: cause when i do lick her until she comes in my mouth she will like the wait and the prolonged pleasure
You: yeah she will
You: i almost finished when i just read that
Stranger: as will I because I am extremely horny right now
You: yeah you are
You: if i only had a pussy we could have been something together me and you
Stranger: maybe she should just make me cum for the first time while i talk to you
You: that is a good idea tell her to get on her knees and take care of business
Stranger: naw she has amazing fingers
You: nice everyone has their talents
Stranger: also I like to be kissing when I have an orgasm
You: nice very sensual i like that
You: maybe she can stick one of those magical fingers up my ass while i jerk off its not cheating
Stranger: ew not in the butt
You: why not?
You: fine maybe she can play with you and than stick one of those fingers in my mouth that would be awesome
Stranger: that just turned me off a little, however my girlfriends hand down my jeans has kept me hot
You: why are your jeans still on ive been naked for like 15 minutes already
Stranger: haha unziped and unbuttoned is enough for round one
You: ok now were cooking
Stranger: you know that feeling when you know you are about to cum
You: i feel like im in a lesbian porno right now except im totally not
You: yeah its the best feeling
Stranger: and the nexxt little thing she does will make you cum right into her hands
You: yes talk dirty to me
Stranger: thats where I am
You: oh i love u
You: you just came didnt you thats hot
Stranger: ohhh I love her
You: ohh i love both of you guys
Stranger: Hi :)
Stranger: my names allie
You: hello allie im matt
Stranger: my gf is a little busy right now
You: you guys are amazing
Stranger: she told me to take this while her head is inbetween my legs
You: nice im pullin it right now to the thought of you two doing nasty shit
Stranger: i don't want to know that
You: yeah you do it makes the whole situation a lot hotter
Stranger: Just say you are rubbing it to us
You: im rubbing one out to you guys right now
Stranger: lol that will do
You: ok glad we could agree
Stranger: this is actually the second time we have done it while on here
Stranger: its does add something extra
You: it does its hot
You: i wish you guys would add a dick to the bedroom we could have so much fun
Stranger: sorry its hard to type why her tongue is swirling around my clit
You: that is so hot
Stranger: if you think that is hot you should be in this room
You: i wish i was there right now i would blow a load all over you guys it would be awesome
Stranger: ew you can blow it into your own hand
Stranger: while I cum in her mouth
You: and than rub it on your chests your right that would be hotter
You: yes cum all over her mouth
You: damn you guys are really goin at it right now
Stranger: ah sorry we should go
You: can you guys send me a pic of whats goin on right now so i can finish myself off right now
Stranger: we need to move to the bed and I don't want to take the computer
You: ok bye i love you guys
Stranger: thanks for adding that spice ;)
Stranger: bye