I.R.S.

Dear Government,

Taxes are such bullshit.

You take too much out of my paychecks, and then make me jump through hoops to get you to give me my money back.

This year I had 4 jobs. I had to enter 4 fucking W-2's online for both my federal and state income tax things. Bullshit.
One of said jobs wouldn't fucking send me my W-2 correctly. and when I finally took it upon myself to call payroll when it didn't come the third time I requested it, I get sassed by some black lady in New Jersey.

Then the Federal online version was super confusing and wouldn't let me submit the form because I had not filled out a section that it said I could leave blank. Bullshit.

I started this shit at 130 ish, and finally finished at 330ish. Bullshit.

I am getting $400+ back for my federal refund. not bullshit.
I am getting 11$ back from IL. weak, but I didn't pay much into it, so still pretty sweet.

Next year, I think I am just going to make everything up.
This year, I am going to go get a 411$ tattoo