Johnny Depp, you are a piece of shit in the year 2010. It's a bummer too, cause you used to be one bad dude. You were an awesome actor who made such awesome movies like Cry-Baby. You had a great start to your career; A Nightmare on Elm Street, 21 Jump Street, Cry-Baby, Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood, Dead Man, Donnie Brasco, and Fear and Loathing.
All awesome.
Then you became a fucking cartoon of yourself.
Sleepy Hollow, All those shitty Pirate of the Caribbean movies, and now Alice in Wonderland.
You might have made a few decent movies mixed in with those, but overall, you are now a piece of shit.
Stop over-acting. Stop playing these "goofy" roles that are all really just the same thing over and over again. Stop being a piece of shit, because you are better than that.
Or maybe you should just get back together with Winona Ryder. That is, if she ever gets out of jail for shoplifting.
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Don't forget Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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