Cheers

In the future, when I pass away, I want someone to say this at my funeral (which needs to be held at a bar):

"You climbed mountains
and built skyscrapers

"You made TV shows
and put out newspapers

"You were wicked good at doing stock

"You liked it
when Emilio would change your socks

"We never hung out and that makes me sad

"All the good times we could've had"

"But when I die, Uncle Preston,
you better say, 'Cheers!'

"'Cause me and you are hanging
at the pearly gates

"I'll bring the beers, I'll bring the beers"

Change names as necessary.