Omeglin With Matt

You: hello
Stranger: there they go
You: who?
Stranger: did you see them
You: yes oh shit i did see them
Stranger: they shine
Stranger: they spit on me
Stranger: im mad
You: yeah they're glow in the dark ninjas oh shit
You: im mad as hell right now
Stranger: ther on motorcycles
Stranger: ouch
You: yeah rice rockets they're fucking crazy on just threw a throwing star at me ahhhh
Stranger: im gonna throw a snow ball at them
You: im gonna throw fire balls at them these crazy asian bastards
Stranger: ther in bernville
You: there everywhere man there following me ohh noo im screwed there gonna catch me
Stranger: did they hurt you
You: one of them just bit me oh fuck
Stranger: ill get um
You: get them i cant move my leg he bit a chunk of my fucking leg ahh
Stranger: give um the finger i did
Stranger: it winked
You: i just did now there really pissed
Stranger: i see um
Stranger: WOW
You: yeah there fucking creepy what the hell is going on right now
Stranger: THER ALWYS IN PENSYLVANIA
You: oh shit some are riding in on white horses now
Stranger: WERE ARE YOU
You: NEW YORK
You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE MAN THEY JUST KILLED MY CAT
Stranger: cool there is more coming
Stranger: shit
You: what
Stranger: was it big
Stranger: the cat
You: yeah my poor cat hes dead i will get revenge on them
Stranger: they pissed on my house now
You: those fucks im gonna shit on one of them
Stranger: that does it
You: lets shit all over them
Stranger: i did
You: fuck this
Stranger: and piss
You: im gonna pour gasoline on them and light them on fire
Stranger: fuck them fucks
Stranger: good idea
You: fuck those fucking glow in the dark ninjas
Stranger: well have a good one it was nice
You: you too the battle is over but not the war remember that
Stranger: you bet LATERRRRRR
You: these fuckin ninjas will be back