Ben

Ben is the most fucked up kid I have ever met. Here is a picture of him:



He is a coworker of mine. I was really confused about this kid at first. When I started my job, he was working but I barely talked to him. Then he disappeared. Now he is back, almost a year later. I think he got abducted by aliens, because this kid is fucking out of his mind. Here are some basic stats about him:

-Ben is 5 ft 6 inches.
-Ben lives in Larchmont, New York
-Ben collects pictures from the 70's of dudes making out with other dudes in nightclubs, such as Studio 54
-Ben goes to college, and majors in international relations
-Ben is afraid of lightning
-Ben's phone number is 914-536-3940
-Ben's favorite movie is Top Gun, followed closely by Eyes Wide Shut (he told me that Tom Cruise was dreamy)
-Ben is related to John Jay, the first Chief Justice of the United States (John Jay is his father)
-Ben is fucking crazy

On a ranking of the top 5 crazy kids I have ever met, Ben is number 1. And number 4. He is indeed that crazy.

I am afraid that he might stab me one of these days. Either that, or I will punch him in the face. Until then, I will continue to just yell out his name whenever I see him, and give him high fives throughout the day.