Power Rankings

I haven't been keeping up with this as much as I hoped to, but my coworkers can be on the lame side sometimes. This is my call for them to pick up their game. Anyways, on to the power rankings:

10. Jaime - We'll always remember you. R.I.P.

9. Mauricio - He gets the honor of being the first full-timer (manager) to get on this list due to him transferring to another store. While I am sad he is no longer at my location, this does mean we can actually socialize more without our fat-kid manager having a heart attack. In fact, we watched the Champions League final together, and it was a damn good time. Especially since Manchester United lost.

8. David - Weirdo. Psycho. Killer. Can stare you in the eyes for 7 straight hours. Killer.

7. Tracy - Tracy is actually 2 different people. One is a girl, the other is a dude. The girl talks non-sense all the time. I think she is always high. The dude also talks non-sense all the time. I think he is always high.

6. Matt - This dude loves facial hair, but in a non-homomsexual way.

5. Maria - I think she was weirded out when I was talking to her about zorses. What the fuck is her problem?

4. Justin - We were recently talking about possible ideas for his dissertation, and he was talking to me about Oliver Sacks. Although this dude loves The Flaming Lips, we both get along really well.

3. Josh - has tits.

2. Edson - Coolest eleventeen year old ever. Truth.com

1. Brian - 4 moments in my life where I have laughed so hard I fell down nearly crying: when Joey shit in Dave's tub. when David Cross got hit in the head with a brick during an episode of Mr. Show. when I tackled Jon Cappuccino and he went down like a sack of shit. when Brian told me that he dated a furry that he met on jdate.com