How To Lose Friends & Alienate People

So I am currently in the process of watching this movie. It is on pause right before one of the last scenes, and I felt that I had to get some thoughts down before I finished the movie. It's been good so far, only because of Simon Pegg. The British dude from Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead is witty throughout, and sincerely likable up onto the part that I am paused at. While he is lusting over Megan Fox (who wouldn't be, she is the hottest woman alive!), he has simply become the biggest bitch in the world. Due to this, him basically selling out for a girl, the movie has become complete shit. Now, I assume there will be a happy ending where he goes back to the witty, cynical, genuine person he was at the beginning....and I also assume this means he will end up with Kirsten Dunst (who wasn't horrible in this, looks wise or acting wise)....

....my point is this:

romantic comedies are fucking dumb and I just wasted 2 hours of my life when I should have just watched this:



Also, I think Agent Scully is in this, but I might be too drunk to know for sure.