Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Random email
Hey Devin!
“I am going to smack your face off of your face!”
--Charlie from It’s Always…
I just saw the last episode dude and you were right, it was so perfectly-retarded!
This whole season was good: I liked the Liberty Bell episode too. Now I needs to spend the rest of the week catchin’ up on my Nip/Tuck’s.
But it was cool meeting you at Eugenio’s party and it was even cooler when your sis’ told me you was lovin’ It’s Always. You might like Strangers With Candy too cuz they have a crazy-ass sense of humor just like the fools on Sunny.
Anyway, I’m still doing the arcade thing and I still want you there if you are free. This place called Funfuzion in New Roc City got this unlimited deal on Weds & Thurs. from 4:30-0:30pm. http://www.funfuziononline.com/funhouse/default.asp
It includes Laser tag, go karts, mini golf, bowling, all that good crap. I went last month and had mad fun my fam’ (the headaches they are) so I know I’d have even more fun with fools I actually like. Ha!
OK: I’m thinkin’ Jan. 9th is a good day to go, hopefully that will give people time to get it together/sync they schedules.
Let me know if you are down, otherwise have the bomb New Years!
--Andre
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
Books
I was then recommended "Shakespeare's Kitchen" by Lore Segal. I couldn't get through it. Just not my cup of tea. Yet if you are interested in reading about it, here's the review from the New York Times:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/06/books/review/Halpern.t.html
Now, does anybody want to pay my late fee at the library?
Christmas Poems
WAITING FOR CHRISTMAS TO COME
by Devin Castellano (circa 1991)
There is a cold breeze,
and the ground's bout' to freeze,
but I'm inside by the tree.
Sitting by the fire,
I'm down to the wire,
Waiting for Christmas to come.
The tree is all bright
with a red sparkling light,
Waiting for Christmas to come.
I drink my egg nog
right by my old dog,
Waiting for Christmas to come.
The day has finally come,
I shout out with joy,
for I found out I got
a new toy.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
5:28am
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Rodney Sanjabi
Devinc7 (2:53:12 AM): hahaha, i dont know why im laughing so hard at us being in high school
govtiswatching (2:53:27 AM): yeah see none of that was actually funny
govtiswatching (2:53:46 AM): it was harmless, sure
govtiswatching (2:53:51 AM): but it wasn't exactly funny
Devinc7 (2:54:47 AM): no dude. it was pretty funny. its not like we said anything offensive or harmful. we laughed cause she answered the phone "el-low"
Devinc7 (2:55:09 AM): which is funny cause joey's dad answered the phone "yell-ow"
govtiswatching (2:55:48 AM): she answers 'el-low'?
govtiswatching (2:55:57 AM): i guess i've never noticed
Devinc7 (2:55:58 AM): yes!!!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
"Girl, are you vibing me?"
Hopefully the girl comes back without her mom.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
A Double Shot of Love
The guys and girls get to the house by having helicopters drop them off, but they are all inside a big box that is being held by the helicopter by suspension cables. What I would do here to make the show better: Drop the boxes when the helicopter is still up in the air, letting the contestants all fall to their deaths.
Some girl says that the last time she was in a furry pink box was 2 weeks ago. I wouldn't change a thing about that.
Ok, 5 minutes into the show, I have already vomited twice. I'm turning this off.
In conclusion, if I was the creator of this show, I would kill everyone involved in it, and I would also probably kill myself. The only person that I would let live is this dude, as long as he only does this at all times:
Monday, December 15, 2008
I Hate Saturday Night Live
Friday, December 12, 2008
Oh shit....
It sucks if I was that kid that gets nailed in the face, but it also sucks to be the kid that does the flip throw, as that is the dumbest shit among youth soccer.
Angry AIM Conversation
Devinc7 (11:52:40 AM): I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU
msmegandavey (11:52:46 AM): chill out.
Devinc7 (11:52:52 AM): NO
Devinc7 (11:53:28 AM): YOU CHILL THE FUCK OUT
msmegandavey (11:53:35 AM): i'll chill out
msmegandavey (11:53:39 AM): with my mint chocolate chip cookies
Devinc7 (11:54:13 AM): I'LL FUCKING RAIN DOWN A STORM OF FURY ON YOUR FACE WITH MY FISTS
Devinc7 (11:56:06 AM): I WILL STAB YOU IN THE DICK
msmegandavey (11:56:06 AM): chill
Devinc7 (11:58:00 AM): MEGAN. CERTAIN BANDS DON'T COME UP UNDER "ARTISTS" ON MY IPOD, BUT I KNOW THEY ARE THERE CAUSE THEY COME UP UNDER "ALBUMS" AND WHEN IT'S ON SHUFFLE
Devinc7 (11:58:21 AM): FOR EXAMPLE, ALL THE MOTOWN SHIT THAT I STOLE FROM YOUR COMPUTER, PLUS THAT PITCHFORK 500 I D/L
Devinc7 (11:58:26 AM): I FUCKING BLAME YOU
msmegandavey (11:59:57 AM): devin
Devinc7 (11:59:59 AM): WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF
msmegandavey (12:00:03 PM): chill out
Devinc7 (12:00:04 PM): WHAT SAY YOU
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
The Pitchfork 500
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4526883/The_Pitchfork_500
Here is also the listing of every song, divided into groups of what year they came out in:
1977 – 1979
David Bowie – Heroes
Iggy Pop – The Passenger
Lou Reed – Street Hassle
Kraftwerk – Trans-Europe Express
Brian Eno – 1/1
The Ramones – Rockaway Beach
Talking Heads – Psycho Killer
Television – Marquee Moon
Patti Smith – Rock n Roll ******
The Sex Pistols – God Save the Queen
The Clash – (White Man) In Hammersmith Palais
Buzzcocks – Ever Fallen in Love?
Vic Godard and the Subway Sect – Parallel Lines
X-Ray Spex – Oh Bondage! Up Yours!
The Adverts – One Chord Wonders
Wire – Ex-Lion Tamer
Donna Summer – I Feel Love
Giorgo Moroder - The Chase
Chic – Good Times
Thelma Houston – Don’t Leave Me This Way
Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive
Michael Jackson – Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough
Parliament – Flash Light
Marvin Gaye – Got To Give It Up
Public Image Ltd. – Public Image
Gang of Four – Damaged Goods
Magazine – Shot by Both Sides
The Cramps – Human Fly
The Misfits – Night of the Living Dead
Wire – Outdoor Miner
Joy Division – Disorder
Althea and Donna – Uptown Top Ranking
Lee Perry – Roast Fish and Cornbread
The Congos – Fisherman
Willie Williams – Armagideon Time
This Heat – 24 Track Loop
The Slits – Typical Girls
The Pop Group – She Is Beyond Good and Evil
The Clash – The Guns of Brixton
James Chance and the Contortions – Contort Yourself
Suicide – Dream Baby Dream
Cabaret Voltaire – Nag Nag Nag
Throbbing Gristle – Hot on the Heels of Love
Devo – Mongoloid
Candido – Jingo
Dinosaur – Kiss Me Again
Machine – There but for the Grace of God Go I
Kate Bush – Wuthering Heights
Goblin – Suspiria
Blue Oyster Cult – (Don’t Fear) The Reaper
AC/DC – Highway to Hell
Van Halen – Runnin’ with the Devil
Fleetwood Mac – The Chain
Steely Dan – Deacon Blues
Electric Light Orchestra – Mr. Blue Sky
The Only Ones – Another Girl, Another Planet
The Undertones – Teenage Kicks
Plastic Bertrand – Ca plane pour moi
The Records – Starry Eyes
Cheap Trick – Surrender
The Cars – Just What I Needed
Elvis Costello and the Attractions – Radio Radio
The Cure – Boys Don’t Cry
XTC – Making Plans for Nigel
Blondie – Atomic
Talking Heads – Memories Can’t Wait
1980 – 1982
Kurtis Blow – The Breaks
Spoonie Gee Meets the Sequence – Monster Jam
The Sugarhill Gang – 8th Wonder
The Treacherous Three – The New Rap Language
The Clash – The Magnificent Seven
Talking Heads – Born Under Punches (The Heat Goes On)
Yoko Ono – Walking on Thin Ice
Klein + MBO – Dirty Talk
ESG – Moody
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five – The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel
Funky 4+1 – That’s The Joint
Kraftwerk – Numbers/Computer World 2
Afrika Bambaataa & Soulsonic Force – Planet Rock
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five – The Message
Glenn Branca – Lesson No. 1 for Electric Guitar
Laurie Anderson – O Superman (For Massenet)
Joy Division – Atmosphere
The Fall – Totally Wired
Elvis Costello and the Attractions – Beyond Belief
The Pretenders – Back on the Chain Gang
The B-52’s – Private Idaho
Dexys Midnight Runners – There There My Dear
Young Marble Giants – Final Day
Altered Images – Happy Birthday
The Specials – Ghost Town
Robert Wyatt – Shipbuilding
Bauhaus – Third Uncle
Adam and the Ants – Kings of the Wild Frontier
Scritti Politti – The Sweetest Girl
The Human League – Don’t You Want Me
Soft Cell – Tainted Love
The Associates – Party Fears Two
ABC – All of My Heart
New Order – Temptation
The Jam – Town Called Malice
Duran Duran – The Chauffeur
The English Beat – Save It for Later
The Go-Go’s – Our Lips Are Sealed
Tom Tom Club – Genius of Love
Prince – Dirty Mind
Daryl Hall & John Oates – I Can’t Go for That (No Can Do)
Michael Jackson – Billie Jean
ABBA – The Day Before You Came
Roxy Music – More Than This
Queen – Under Pressure
Bruce Springsteen – Atlantic City
Journey – Don’t Stop Believing
Bad Brains – Pay to Cum
Minor Threat – Minor Threat
Dead Kennedys – Holiday in Cambodia
Black Flag – Rise Above
Wipers – Youth of America
Flipper – Sex Bomb
Motorhead – Ace of Spades
Iron Maiden – Run to the Hills
Orange Juice – Blue Boy
The Television Personalities – This Angry Silence
The Fall – The Classical
The Clean – Tally Ho!
The Feelies – The Boy with the Perpetual Nervousness
R.E.M. – Radio Free Europe
Violent Femmes – Blister in the Sun
Mission of Burma – That’s When I Reach for My Revolver
1983-1986
The Smiths – This Charming Man
Sonic Youth – Death Valley ‘69
Husker Du – Pink Turns to Blue
Meat Puppets – Plateau
The Replacements – I Will Dare
Minutemen – History Lesson (Part II)
R.E.M. – So. Central Rain (I’m Sorry)
Echo and the Bunnymen – The Killing Moon
The Cure – Close to Me
Siouxsie and the Banshees – Cities in Dust
Run-D.M.C. – It’s Like That
Crash Crew – On the Radio
Rammelzee vs. K-Rob – Beat Bob
Boogie Down Productions – South Bronx
New Order – Blue Monday
Prince and the Revolution – When Doves Cry
Talking Heads – This Must Be the Place (Naïve Melody)
Kate Bush – Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God)
U2 – New Year’s Day
Simple Minds – Don’t You (Forget About Me)
The Replacements – Bastards of Young
The Mekons – Last Dance
Big Black – Kerosene
Scratch Acid – The Greatest Gift
The Jesus and Mary Chain – Just Like Honey
The Smiths – How Soon Is Now?
Cocteau Twins – Lorelei
New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle
Billy Bragg – A New England
Metallica – Battery
Slayer – Angel of Death
Saint Vitus – Clear Windowpane
Einstruzende Neubauten – Halber Mensch
Art of Noise – Beat Box (Diversion One)
Frankie Goes to Hollywood – Relax
Liquid Liquid – Optimo
Alexander Robotnick – Problemes d’Amour
Shannon – Let the Music Play
Section 25 – Looking from a Hilltop (Restructure)
Madonna – Holiday
Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Want to Have Fun
Prince – Kiss
Run-D.M.C. – Rock Box
LL Cool J – I Can’t Live Without My Radio
Beastie Boys – No Sleep Till Brooklyn
Mantronix – Needle to the Groove
The Go-Betweens – Cattle and Cane
The Chills – Pink Frost
Felt – Primitive Painters
The Smiths – There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
Tom Waits – Jockey Full of Bourbon
Bruce Springsteen – I’m on Fire
Scott Walker – Rawhide
U2 – Bad
Don Henley – The Boys of Summer
Paul Simon – Graceland
Wayne Smith – Under Me Sleng Teng
Anthony “Red” Rose – Tempo
Model 500 – No UFO’s
1987-1990
Mr. Fingers – Can You Feel It
Rhythim Is Rhythim – Strings of Life
A Guy Called Gerald – Voodoo Ray
M/A/R/R/S – Pump Up The Volume
My Blood Valentine – You Made Me Realise
Spacemen 3 – Walking With Jesus
Ride – Dreams Burn Down
Glaxie 500 – Blue Thunder
Happy Mondays – Kinky Afro
The Stone Roses – She Bangs the Drums
Sonic Youth – Teen Age Riot
Dinosaur Jr. – Freak Scene
Butthole Surfers – Human Cannonball
Pixies – Where Is My Mind?
Fugazi – Waiting Room
Audio Two – Top Billin’
Eric B & Rakim – I Know You Got Soul
Public Enemy – Rebel Without a Pause
N.W.A. – Straight Outta Compton
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – The Mercy Seat
Ministry – Stigmata
The Jesus and Mary Chain – Head On
The Sugarcubes – Birthday
The Cure – Just Like Heaven
Morrissey – Everyday Is Like Sunday
The Pogues – Fairytale of New York
The Wedding Present – My Favourite Dress
The Field Mice – Emma’s House
Another Sunny Day – You Should All Be Murdered
The Dead Milkmen – Punk Rock Girl
The Primitives – Crash
The La’s – There She Goes
They Might Be Giants – Birdhouse in Your Soul
Superchunk – Slack Motherfucker
Fugazi – Merchandise
The Jesus Lizard – Mouth Breather
Slick Rick – Children’s Story
Gang Starr – Just to Get a Rep
Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock – It Takes Two
Sal-n-Pepa – Push It
Beastie Boys – Hey Ladies
De La Soul – Me Myself and I
Biz Markie – Just a Friend
Public Enemy – Fight The Power
Guns N’ Roses – Welcome to the Jungle
Swans – Beautiful Child
John Zorn – The Sicilian Clan
Prince and the Revolution – If I Was Your Girlfriend
Madonna – Like a Prayer
Deee-Lite – Groove Is in the Heart
Pet Shop Boys – Being Boring
Sinead O’Conner – Nothing Compares 2 U
The Orb – Little Fluffy Clouds
The KLF – Wichita Lineman Was a Song I Once Heard
808 State – Pacific State
Orbital – Chime
Depeche Mode – Enjoy the Sileince
My Blood Valentine – Soon
The Vaselines – Son of a Gun
Beat Happening – Indian Summer
Daniel Johnston – Some Things Last a Long Time
Mudhoney – Touch Me I’m Sick
Pixies – Wave of Mutilation
1991-1993
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
Pavement – Summer Babe
Archers of Loaf – Web in Front
Yo La Tengo – From a Motel 6
Sebadoh – The Freed Pig
A Tribe Called Quest – Check the Rhime
De La Soul – A Roller Skating Jam Named ‘Saturdays’
Black Sheep – The Choice Is Yours
Massive Attack – Unfinished Sympathy
Tricky – Aftermath (Version 1)
Primal Scream – Higher Than the Sun
Spiritualized – Step into the Breeze
Slowdive – Alison
Aphex Twin – Xtal
Talk Talk – Ascension Day
Slint – Good Morning, Captain
Disco Inferno – The Last Dance
Stereolab – French Disko
Acen – Trip II the Moon Pts. 1 and 2
The Future Sound of London – Papua New Guinea
Human Resource – Dominator (Joey Beltram Mix)
Metalheadz – Terminator
Omni Trio – Renegade Snares
Red House Painters – New Jersey
Teenage Fanclub – The Concept
Heavenly – C Is the Heavenly Option
Tindersticks – City Sickness
Unrest – Make Out Club
Tenor Saw/Buju Banton – Ring the Alarm Quick
Dr. Dre – Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang
Ice Cube – It Was a Good Day
2Pac – I Get Around
Souls of Mischief – 93 ‘Til Infinity
Suede – The Drowners
Blur – For Tomorrow
Elastica – Stutter
Ween – Doctor Rock
Wu-Tang Clan – Protect Ya Neck
Geto Boys – Mind Playing Tricks on Me
Pete Rock and C.L. Smooth – They Reminisce Over You (T.R.O.Y.)
Bikini Kill – Rebel Girl
Melvins – Hooch
Dinosaur Jr. – Start Choppin’
Pixies – U-Mass
Liz Phair – Divorce Song
PJ Harvey – Rid of Me
The Afghan Whigs – Debonair
Rage Against the Machine – Killing in the Name
The Lemonheads – It’s a Shame About Ray
Beck – Loser
The Breeders – Cannonball
Nirvana – Scentless Apprentice
1994-1996
Hole – Violet
Smashing Pumpkins – 1979
Green Day – Longview
Weezer – Say It Ain’t So
Blur – Girls & Boys
Oasis – Live Forever
Pulp – Common People
The Notorious B.I.G. – Juicy
Nas – It Ain’t Hard to Tell
Mobb Deep – Shook Ones, Pt. 2
GZA – 4th Chamber
Pavement – Gold Soundz
Built to Spill – Car
Modest Mouse – Broke
Frank Black – Headache
The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – Bellbottoms
Guided by Voices – I Am a Scientist
Nine Inch Nails – Closer
Bjork – Hyper-Ballad
Beck – Devil’s Haircut
Portishead – Sour Times (Nobody Loves Me)
Saint Etienne – Like a Motorway
Basic Channel – Octagon
Paperclip People – Throw
DJ Shadow – Midnight in a Perfect World
Dr. Octagon – Blue Flowers
Common – I Used to Lover H.E.R.
Jeff Buckley – Grace
Mazzy Star – Fade Into You
Arthur Russell – This Is How We Walk on the Moon
Low – Words
The Auteurs – Unsolved Child Murder
Jawbox – Savory
Drive Like Jehu – Luau
Brainiac – Pussyfootin’
Napalm Death – Twist the Knife (Slowly)
Darkthrone – En As I Dype Skogen
Ol’ Dirty Bastard – Brooklyn Zoo
Snoop Doggy Dogg – Gin and Juice
Luniz – I Got 5 on It
Cutty Ranks – Limb by Limb
The Prodigy – No Good (Start the Dance)
Underworld – Born Slippy (NUXX)
The Chemical Brothers – Setting Sun
Daft Punk – Da Funk
Belle and Sebastian – The State I Am In
Elliott Smith – Needle in the Hay
The Magnetic Fields – Take Ecstasy with Me
Palace Music – New Partner
Arab Strap – The First Big Weekend
Tortoise – Gamera
The Sea and Cake – Parasol
Pavement – Rattled by the Rush
Guided by Voices – Game of Pricks
Weezer – El Scorcho
1997-1999
Radiohead – Paranoid Android
Bjork – Joga
The Verve – Bitter Sweet Symphony
Elliott Smith – Between the Bars
Cat Power – Cross Bones Style
The Clientele – Reflections After Jane
Bonnie “Prince” Billy – I See a Darkness
Smog – Teenage Spaceship
Silver Jews – Random Rules
Autechre – Arch Carrier
Boards of Canada – Happy Cycling
Herbert – So Now…
Aphex Twin – Windowlicker
Uilab – St. Elmo’s Fire
Air – Le Soleil est Pres du Moi
Massive Attack – Teardrop
Black Star – Respiration
The Notorious B.I.G. – Hypnotize
Outkast – Spottieottiedopaliscious
The Roots – The Next Movement
The Flaming Lips – Waitin’ for a Superman
The Beta Band – Dry the Rain
The Olivia Tremor Control – Hideaway
Neutral Milk Hotel – Holland, 1945
Super Furry Animals – Ice Hockey Hair
Stardust – Music Sounds Better with You
Basement Jaxx – Jump n’ Shout
Wilco – Via Chicago
Pulp – This Is Hardcore
Belle and Sebastian – Lazy Line Painter Jane
Yo La Tengo – Autumn Sweater
Sleater-Kinney – One More Hour
Refused – New Noise
The Dismemberment Plan – The City
Boredoms – Super Shine
Mogwai – Like Herod
Jim O’Rourke – Halfway to a Threeway
Sigur Ros – Svefn-g-Englar
2000-2002
Daft Punk – One More Time
Radiohead – Idioteque
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – Storm
The Avalanches – Since I Left You
Broadcast – Come On Let’s Go
Aaliyah – Try Again
Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River
Luomo – Tessio
Vitalic – La Rock 01
Kylie Minogue – Love at First Sight
Jay-Z – Big Pimpin’
Outkast – B.O.B.
Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
Ghostface Killah – Nutmeg
Missy Elliott – Get Ur Freak On
The White Stripes – Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
The Strokes – The Modern Age
…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead – Another Morning Stoner
Interpol – Obstacle 1
Electric Six – Danger! High Voltage
Golden Boy with Miss Kittin – Rippin Kittin’
Jurgen Paape – So Weit Wie Noch Nie
Osymyso – Intro-Inspection
The Knife – Heartbeats
LCD Soundystem – Lossing My Edge
The Rapture – House of Jealous Lovers
The Streets – Weak Become Heroes
Aesop Rock – Daylight
Rjd2 – Good Times Roll Pt. 2
Bright Eyes – The Calendar Hung Itself
Wilco – Poor Places
Queens of the Stonge Age – No One Knows
My Morning Jacket – The Way That He Sings
Modest Mouse – 3rd Planet
Clinic – Distortions
Shellac – Prayer to God
Mclusky – To Hell with Good Intentions
Lightning Bolt – Ride the Sky
The Microphones – The Moon
The New Pornographers – Letter from an Occupant
The Shins – New Slang
The Decemberists – Here I Dreamt I Was an Architect
Radiohead – Life in a Glasshouse
Broken Social Scene – Cause = Time
Deerhoof – This Magnificent Bird Will Rise
Spoon – The Way We Get By
Dizzee Rascal I Luv U
M.O.P. – Ante Up
Clipse – Grindin’
Talib Kweli – Get By
Jay-Z – Takeover
2003-2006
Outkast – Hey Ya
Kanye West – Through The Wire
R. Kelly – Ignition (Remix)
Beyonce – Crazy In Love
Gnarls Barkley – Crazy
!!! – Me and Giuliani Down by the School Yard (A True Story)
TV on the Radio – Staring at the Sun
Yeah Yeah Yeahs – Maps
The Walkmen – The Rat
Devendra Banhart – A Sight to Behold
Joanna Newsom – Peach, Plum, Pear
Sufjan Stevens – Casimir Pulaski Day
Antony and the Johnsons – Hope There’s Someone
Animal Collective – Leaf House
The Books – Take Time
M83 – Don’t Save Us from the Flames
The Postal Service – Such Great Heights
Annie – Heartbeat
M.I.A. – Galang
The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army
Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out
The Fiery Furnaces – Here Comes the Summer
The Mountain Goats – No Children
The Wrens – She Sends Kisses
Les Savy Fav – The Sweat Descends
Ted Leo and the Pharmacists – Where Have All the Rude Boys Gone?
The Exploding Hearts – Modern Kicks
Art Brut – Formed a Band
Boris – Farewell
Mastodon – Sleeping Giant
Madvillain – America’s Most Blunted
T.I. – What You Know
Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone
Amerie – 1 Thing
Ciara – Oh
The Go! Team – The Power Is On
Feist – Mushaboom
Arcade Fire – Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)
Wolf Parade – I’ll Believe in Anything
Band of Horses – The Funeral
The Hold Steady – Stuck Between Stations
Beirut – Postcards from Italy
Johnny Boy – You Are the Generation That Bought More Shoes and You Get What You Deserve
Love Is All – Busy Doing Nothing
Jens Lekman – Black Cab
Christian Falk – Dream On
Peter Bjorn and John – Young Folks
Justice vs. Simian – We Are Your Friends
Hot Chip – Boy from School
Animal Collective – Grass
Black Dice – Cone Toaster
Liars – The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack
Panda Bear – Bros
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
A Double Shot of Love
Currently...
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
I am a bad gambler
Chae: 7
Devin: 2
Season standings:
Chae: 46
Devin: 37
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Soccer Time
Arsenal (1) vs. Man Utd (1)
Wigan (2) vs. Stoke (0)
Hull (1) vs. Bolton (0)
Sunderland (1) vs. Portsmouth (1)
West Ham (1) vs. Everton (1)
Liverpool (2) vs. West Brom (0)
Blackburn (1) vs. Chelsea (3)
Aston Villa (3) vs. Middlesbrough (2)
Man City (4) vs. Tottenham (2)
Fulham (1) vs. Newcastle (1)
Hitting the Road....
Saturday, November 1, 2008
party over here
Ben Rose
He threw up in an empty case of beer and it was then thrown against the wall spraying vomit everywhere. Genius
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Chelsea Sucks
Like Liverpool kicking Chelsea's ass, Chae destroyed me this week:
Devin: 2
Chae: 8
Entire Season's totals:
Devin: 35
Chae: 39
Thursday, October 23, 2008
C-ya, David Beckham
Anyways, there are 2 rounds of games this week, so here's a lot of picks coming your way...
this weekend's picks:
Everton (0) vs. Man Utd (2)
Sunderland (1) vs. Newcastle (0)
West Brom (1) vs. Hull (1)
Blackburn (1) vs. Middlebrough (0)
Chelsea (1) vs. Liverpool (1)
Man City (2) vs. Stoke (0)
Tottenham (1) vs. Bolton (1)
Wigan (1) vs. Aston Villa (1)
West Ham (1) vs. Arsenal (3)
Portsmouth (1) vs. Fulham (0)
And here are the mid-week games:
Newcastle (2) vs. West Brom (0)
Stoke (1) vs. Sunderland (1)
Aston Villa (2) vs. Blackburn (1)
Hull (1) vs. Chelsea (1)
Man Utd (3) vs. West Ham (1)
Bolton (1) vs. Everton (1)
Middlesbrough (1) vs. Man City (2)
Fulham (0) vs. Wigan (1)
Liverpool (1) vs. Portsmouth (0)
Arsenal (4) vs. Tottenham (2)
Yes, you read it correctly. Chelsea is gonna draw both their games allowing Liverpool to jump into the lead.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Pick Time
Devin: 5
Chae: 5
The season's totals are:
Devin: 33
Chae: 31
Hopefully Liverpool will take down Atletico today even without Torres in the lineup.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Chae...
Friday, October 17, 2008
Picks....
Middlesbrough (1) vs. Chelsea (1)
Arsenal (2) vs. Everton (0)
Aston Villa (2) vs. Portsmouth (1)
Bolton (0) vs. Blackburn (1)
Fulham (1) vs. Sunderland (1)
Liverpool (1) vs. Wigan (0)
Man Utd (3) vs. West Brom (1)
Hull (2) vs. West Ham (1)
Stoke (2) vs. Tottenham (2)
Newcastle (1) vs. Man City (2)
Fernando Torres, please feel better!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Genius/Not-Genius
putting youtube videos onto my ipod
the new Beverly Hills 90210/dangerously skinny girls
Paris Hilton's My New BFF/that asian girl that is a dude
listening to old Saves the Day albums
Wolfenstein the Dog's daycare webcam
NOT GENIUS:
The Murphy family (Eddie, Brittany, and Sean)
John McCain
not only the Yankees not even making it to the playoffs, but the White Sox losing in the first round!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
LIVERPOOL!!!!
CHAE: 8
DEVIN: 6
Total:
CHAE: 26
DEVIN: 28
Monday, September 29, 2008
Picks...week 8
Sunderland (1) vs Arsenal (1)
Wigan (2) vs Middlesbrough (2)
West Brom (1) vs Fulham (0)
West Ham (1) vs Bolton (0)
Chelsea (3) vs Aston Villa (2)
Everton (2) vs Newcastle (1)
Man City (2) vs Liverpool (2)
Portsmouth (1) vs Stoke (1)
Tottenham (2) vs Hull (1)
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sorry...
Monday, September 22, 2008
EPL Predictions Update
This week's scores:
Devin: 6
Chae: 5
Season Update:
Devin: 22
Chae: 18
Friday, September 19, 2008
E.P.L..
Blackburn (1) vs Fulham (2)
Bolton (0) vs Arsenal (2)
Liverpol (2) vs Stoke (0)
Sunderland (1) vs Middlesbrough (0)
West Ham (1) vs Newcastle (1)
Chelsea (1) vs Man U (1)
Hull (0) vs Everton (2)
Man City (3) vs Portsmouth (2)
Tottenham (3) vs Wigan (1)
West Brom (0) vs Aston Villa (4)
Friday, September 12, 2008
Premier League Picks
Blackburn (1) vs Arsenal (3)
Fulham (1) vs Bolton (0)
Liverpool (1) vs Manchester United (1)
Manchester City (0) vs Chelsea (2)
Newcastle (1) vs Hull City (0)
Portsmouth (1) vs Middlesbrough (1)
West Brom (0) vs West Ham (3)
Wigan (1) vs Sunderland (1)
Stoke (1) vs Everton (2)
Tottenham (2) vs Aston Villa (2)
Monday, September 8, 2008
Update
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Random iTunes Playlist:
TI ft. Kanye West, Jay Z, and Lil Wayne - Swagger Like Us
Minus the Bear - Andy Wolff
Stephen Malkmus - Pink India
NOFX - Green Corn
Talib Kweli - Oh My Stars
Cross My Heart - With Bells On
At The Drive In - Arcarsenal
Between the Buried and Me - The Need for Repetition
Kanye West - Flashing Lights
Piebald - Look, I just Don't Like You
Elliott Smith - Everything Means Nothing To Me
The Dismemberment Plan - 8.5 Minutes
Every Time I Die - Enter Without Knocking and Notify the Police
The Good Life - An Acquaintance Strikes a Chord
Doomriders - Midnight Eye
Premier League Results
This week scores:
Devin: 5
Chae: 7
Total Scores for the season:
Devin: 10
Chae: 11
Remember to go read Chae's sports blog, No Such Thing As Shark Attacks
Friday, August 22, 2008
Premier League Predictions
Fulham (0) vs Aresenal (3)
Liverpool (3) vs Middlesborough (1)
Newcastle (1) vs Bolton (0)
Stoke (0) vs Aston Villa (3)
Tottenham (3) vs Sunderland (2)
West Brom (1) vs Everton (1)
Manchester City (1) vs West Ham (1)
Wigan (0) vs Chelsea (2)
Portsmouth (0) vs Manchester United (1)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
EPL Contest Update
Truthfully, we both did pretty bad this week, but I'll pick up my game next week.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Premier League Predictions
Here are my predictions for the results of this weekend's Barclay's Premier League:
Arsenal (2) vs West Brom (0)
Bolton (1) vs Stoke City (1)
Everton (2) vs Blackburn (1)
Hull City (1) vs Fulham (1)
Middlesborough (2) vs Tottenham (4)
Sunderland (0) vs Liverpool (2)
West Ham (2) vs Wigan (1)
Chelsea (2) vs Portsmouth (1)
Aston Villa (2) vs Manchester City (2)
Manchester United (3) vs Newcastle (1)
Check out the predictions over at No Shark Attacks, and watch me kick his ass all season long!!!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Lost Boys: The Tribe
Really this is only worth watching for Feldman, who reprises his role from the first one. He is basically there solely for fans of the first movie, and is able to provide some comic relief with some of the most ridiculously cliche lines.
So one I said this movie was awesome, I meant that this movie was horrible.
Yet I still really enjoyed watching it.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
New York, New York
Thursday, May 29, 2008
the real world on MTV at 3am
3:23 Brianna kinda rules. Greg rules. They just hugged. They should fuck.
3:25 Dave is crying for no reason. what a baby. He only got in Greg's face once Will stepped up. Greg would destroy Dave. Dave is also obviously a racist. He acknowledged that he is a dick to Greg and doesn't have reasons why.
3:27 Commercial break... man, I hope Joey shows back up in this episode.
3:30 Fuck Will, and Fuck Sarah too. Will is pretending to have anger management issues, when he is just a fucking attention grabbing little girl. He has been in the wrong since he scammed on Greg's girl. Will is talking about how Greg lost his trust.
3:31 Greg just called Will out by saying, "You are not the victim." Will walks away cause its the fucking truth. Will proves himself to be a little girl by trying to blame Greg once more time for something unrelated.
3:32 Joey calls, awesome.
3:36 They showed that they go to visit Joey in this episode. awesome. I hope someone brings him something to drink. Greg should kill everyone in their sleep in this episode.
3:39 Dave just left anger management... what a fucking meathead. I used to like him until this episode.
3:40 Joey! he is sober though, so this is actually lame. I remember how awesome he was when he was a mess and projected that on him all the time. He actually sucks.
3:47 Everyone is a fucking mess in the club again. Briana invited over that old weirdo. Greg have over that girl Will kissed. Everyone besides Sarah is in the hot tub. Sarah is a bitch about it when they come to bug her about that.
3:48 EVERYONE IS MAKING OUT NAKED. THIS RULES! Greg and Brianna are one step closer to fucking.
3:49 Greg is wasted and forgives Will. I hope he forgets he did this. Why did he even hang out with these assholes tonight in the first place? He should be planning out his murder spree.
3:54 Greg and Will just volunteered to go on stage together. More burying the hatchet between these two. Bullshit. After this, back at home, this bitch tells everyone that when Joey comes home, they can't be wasted all the time. This show is going to suck when he comes back. Actually, these people are all really dumb, I bet no one remembers this advice and Joey drinks again. I can't wait to see if this happens
3:55 I'm going to bed
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Where you at?
answer: mickey avalon. I remember hearing his name, but had no idea what he looked like and only that he was like Eminem, or the Game or something. So I looked him up on the internet and after listening to the song "my dick" on his myspace, I think I am a fan.
Neil Hamburger is still better, but I would recommend Mickey Avalon if you want to hear funny rap songs
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Top 10 Things I Love
2. Beer
3. Boobs
4. Playing Tony Hawk
5. Pasta
6. Going to baseball games
7. Cheap wings
8. Liverpool
9. Melodic hardcore bands
10. Wings
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Been Busy
Lord of the Yum Yum. I don't know if you would call this guy a band or a performance artist. Labels can't really describe his genious. Check out his website....http://www.lordoftheyumyum.com/
I just googled "Let Freedom Wing" and realized that it was the slogan for a Hooters Tour of Iraq. I don't care, I'm stealing it.
Go Liverpool!!! Hopefully they can beat Chelsea today.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
The Real World Awards
9:11 - Eric Neis looks like Jesus Christ now. MTV Grind fucking ruled.
9:19 - Remember when Willie from the Philadelphia cast was actually in that tv show Ghostwriter as a kid?
9:20 - Beth showed up with her husband to be. I can't believe someone would actually want to get married to Beth.
9:21 - Colie from Denver just said "I'm not good at baseball...I'm good at kissing." She's also probably good at getting syphilis.
9.22 - I was hoping my old next door neighbor David from New Orleans would have won Best Playa. How could he not win when he gave us the masterpiece "Come On Be My Baby Tonight." I mean, he's seen the way that you treated other thugs you've been with, but he still wants you to be his baby tonight. uuggghhhhh.
9:23 - Stephen from Seattle, the craziest motherfucker alive, just announced he is engaged. Obviously it is to a dude.
9:26 - Stephen is now accepted the award on Irene's behalf for best goodbye or some shit. He is such a psycho! Backstage he just exclaimed that he was religious as CT confronted him about hitting a girl. CT exclaimed "I'll pepper sauce him to death!"
Now Stephen is yelling at Bob Parker!!! Who the fuck is Bob Parker???? Stephen = psycho genius.
9:34 - If I was the general manager of any professional sports team, no matter what sport it was, I would draft both Alton and CT to be on my team.
9:36 - Numerous people have seriously thanked God when accepting their awards. Really, God had something to do with you being a reality whore?
9:40 - I feel like I have just lost brain cells while watching this. I'm turning on Top Chef instead.
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Hot Doug's
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
7 Wonders on the Modern World
The Hills
1. There is a place in Colorado called Crested Butte
2. I guess it's cool to be a tambourine player in a band, cause some French dude got on the show just for that. Seriously though, a tambourine player? I would rather be that asshole violinist in Yellowcard.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Irish people like to drink
(the other guy in the picture is not actually Lar-Dog. it's Tommy D)
This winter, presented in video form
Oh Jeez....That was a bad idea!
Saturday, March 8, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
LABOR DAY, 2002
i'LL BE POSTING A FEW OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE IN THE UPCOMING WEEKS. HERE IS ONE OF THEM:
Labor day weekend 2002 coming home to Carbondale thinking it might be my last time so we were going to make it memorable. Joey and I loaded up a car with a couple bottles of piss and ready for fun. We went to Herrin and driving over there, we see our old friends driving next to us on the road. they roll down their windows to say hi, so of course we nail them with one of the bottles of piss. We then get to Herrin and hang out with John, and he tells us how he was pissed at his brother and his mom. He told us his brother was having a party at his mom's, so we should go there and fuck some things up. So we head out, but not before stealing his brother's video camera. We get the party and are just chilling out kind of being asses, but nothing too crazy. until joey tells me to come see the bathroom with him. i walk in and see a pile of shit in the tub. joey shit in the tub!!! we then run out of the house with everyone in shock. i was drinking out of one of the mom's wine glasses so i just throw it and it shatters and the outside wall of the house. we jump in the car and start reversing it, but for some reason Danni jumps in the open back window. she is hanging out while we start moving and she just falls out of the car. Driving away, we see an old lady walking down the street. We pull up next to her and nail her with the last bottle of piss.
Monday, March 3, 2008
TOP 10 NAMES I WISH MY PARENTS HAD ACTUALLY NAMED ME
10. Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
9. Darwin Head
8. Acie Law IV
7. Vin Diesel
6. Swan O'Leary
5. Anne Frank III
4. M. Night Shyamalan
3. Jason Chae
2. Pennyweather Mandrake
1. Dusan Mandic
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
hello.
TOP 10 REASONS MY ROOMMATE NEEDS TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM AND HANG OUT
10. Russians. Europeans
9. Old Asses
8. Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
7. No Asians Here (except Jason Chae)
6. Hulkamania
5. Christina Vagina
4. Velociraptors Might Attack You
3. We Want to Order Pizza. You In?
2. Russell Crowe
1. Only Girls Talk On the Phone
Monday, February 25, 2008
TOP 10 OUTFITS FOR THE MONKEY I WILL EVENTUALLY BUY, MAYBE
11. Vampire
10. Julius Caesar
9. Jason Chae
8. Genghis Khan
7. Sailor
6. Cowboy
5. Cop
4. Native American
3. Pancho Villa
2. Civil War General
1. Hugh Hefner