Thursday - Cross Out the Eyes

This video was filmed at Krazy Fest in 2002. If you look closely, you can see the back of my head.

Boats and Hoes

Top 5 USMNT Goals

courtesy of Soccer by Ives

http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2009/12/top-five-usmnt-goals-in-2009.html#more

Wizard Staffs

This past Saturday night I decided to bust out the old wizard staff since my friends and I were all snowed in and wanted to have some fun. Lorenzo kept pace with me, and we both "hit the roof" by the end of the night. In the middle though, we had to refuel with some raviolis.



Frances "the wiz" Vanderbilt

Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy, you are dead.

You died cause you kept on trying to convince the world that you were related to Eddie Murphy. I wasn't falling for that bullshit.

Also, has anyone ever seen a picture of her husband:

Music I Have Downloaded Recently

Elliott - Photorecording
Criteria - En Garde
Criteria - When We Break
These Arms Are Snakes / Russian Circles split
These Arms Are Snakes / Pelican split
These Arms Are Snakes / Harkonen split
These Arms Are Snakes - Oxeneers or the Lion Sleeps When Its Antelope Go Home
The Hold Steady - Almost Killed Me
Roy - Big City Sin and Small Town Redemption
Moving Mountains - Foreward
Japandroids - Post Nothing
As Friends Rust - Eleven Songs
As Friends Rust - A Young Trophy Band in the Parlance of Our Time
Cave In - Creative Eclipses
The Holy Shroud - Ghost Repeaters
Tweak Bird - Reservations

All of these albums are awesome and I advise everyone should go out and support these bands. Just don't look at the cover art for that Tweak Bird album. Ashton and CB have lost their minds, and they look creepy as shit.

Fight Time

MTV are a bunch of hypocritical wussies that will show a train-wreck of a show in Jersey Shore but is now refusing to air the infamous punch that Snookie is on the receiving end of. Snookie is insane and a horrible human being, but no one deserves to get punched, especially a girl.

This, as well as watching "Man on the Moon" recently, got me thinking about what would happen if Snookie did get in a fight, with Danny Devito?



vs.



I think this would be a pretty fair fight, but I think Devito will pull it off in the end. I mean, the guy has Charlie Day in his corner, and he is the wildcard.

Another Soccer Video

I hate Twitter

but i found the reason it was created today:

www.twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Best Goal Ever

Michael Bradley

Saves the Day

best blog ever

Jersey Shore remains the best show ever, I can't wait for the new episode tonight

Jersey Shore

I am so mindfucked by this show that I have yet been able to put all my thoughts together.

What Happened to Town Hall

Kid Sister and Flosstradamus have come along way from when we were all partying at Town Hall Pub, or from the upstairs room at Schubas, with everyone dumping beer on me to celebrate my 22nd birthday. It's been 4 years, and I'm glad they have got fame and money.

Too bad this performance on Fallon kind of sucks.

Carlos Tevez is the man

I Hate the Kids

What the fuck are these two little boys doing?

Vagina